Message from @Duke of Txtspeak
Discord ID: 667425928191803439
I swear to god if I get drafted into some jews war...
Swear to fucking god
kek
kek
excerpt from a server im in\
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Gross
amen
Perfectly balanced
2020 will be a great year
beyond the wildest dreams of fiction
VIRGINIA BOOG
Man taking his macaw parrots for a *walk*
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Gender rectum
I love it
kek.
For a D&D game on another server, I'm making a pretty funny character
It's a Gnome Warlock with the Sailor background
this is the backstory I've written for it
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In his youth, Guerkin Jahr was a prolific sailor.
One day, while he was doing sailor stuff on a boat, he pushed off the boat by another sailor man jealous of his accomplishments.
Guerkin never learned how to swim, so he sunk like a stone to the bottom wherever water location he at (he also had a bunch of gold coins he keeping on him).
Upon reaching the bottom of the sea place he fell into, his body bumped on precariously balanced stone on what looked like an altar.
This altar was keeping sealed a spirit of great power. This spirit granted him great magical abilities... but at a price.
The magical spirit drained all of his sailor might, turning him into a weak and pathetic shadow of his former self.
Now on a quest to get revenge from the sailor that pushed him in the water, he got a bit lost and side-tracked.
He got into a good amount of bar brawls, building his constitution back... He was too weak to fight back, so he had to take the beatings like a real sailor!
Struggling to build his strength back, he decided to work on his knot-making skills and succeeded well.
Unfortunately, being imbued by the magical powers of a magical entity, he was compelled to cast spells to better defend himself, causing him to rely more and more on his Charisma skill than his to build his strength back.
Now, this has-been sailor super-power is trying to get through life, with the ultimate goal of getting his revenge on the human sailor that pushed him off the boat in the back of his mind... hoping that the human doesn't die of old old before the deed is done.