Message from @Le Frenchman
Discord ID: 667491793574559755
2020 will be a great year
VIRGINIA BOOG
beyond the wildest dreams of fiction
VIRGINIA BOOG
Man taking his macaw parrots for a *walk*
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Gender rectum
I love it
kek.
For a D&D game on another server, I'm making a pretty funny character
It's a Gnome Warlock with the Sailor background
.....
In his youth, Guerkin Jahr was a prolific sailor.
One day, while he was doing sailor stuff on a boat, he pushed off the boat by another sailor man jealous of his accomplishments.
Guerkin never learned how to swim, so he sunk like a stone to the bottom wherever water location he at (he also had a bunch of gold coins he keeping on him).
Upon reaching the bottom of the sea place he fell into, his body bumped on precariously balanced stone on what looked like an altar.
This altar was keeping sealed a spirit of great power. This spirit granted him great magical abilities... but at a price.
The magical spirit drained all of his sailor might, turning him into a weak and pathetic shadow of his former self.
Now on a quest to get revenge from the sailor that pushed him in the water, he got a bit lost and side-tracked.
He got into a good amount of bar brawls, building his constitution back... He was too weak to fight back, so he had to take the beatings like a real sailor!
Struggling to build his strength back, he decided to work on his knot-making skills and succeeded well.
Unfortunately, being imbued by the magical powers of a magical entity, he was compelled to cast spells to better defend himself, causing him to rely more and more on his Charisma skill than his to build his strength back.
Now, this has-been sailor super-power is trying to get through life, with the ultimate goal of getting his revenge on the human sailor that pushed him off the boat in the back of his mind... hoping that the human doesn't die of old old before the deed is done.
Dont make him a coomer this time
that wasn't me
it was krieg
oh yeah.... and that's the image I chose to represent my character
Ah, Jesus McChadmaster.
Master of the mindful nut
@Clitzkrieg How do you nut with your mind
ok bts saying the n word
not bad china
lol
Because the Chinese are the niggers of asia
very true
This is the most scuffed sticker I have laid my hands on
Joker obama
What does it even mean
Got another one that says "stop being a pussy - pink pan ter" and has a picture of the pink panther, I put it above the squat rack so you look directly at it when you bench