Mass shooter: "I'm going to shoot up a church"

Jack Willson with a .357 SIG: "If to give your name you refuse, then erase you from memory I shall, and die here you will as a nameless fool!"

https://youtu.be/wieZ_2uX3Qo

https://vm.tiktok.com/4uK3Mw/

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I recall reading that when Edison stole the plans for lightbulbs, he manufactured them specifically to burn out, so he could make infinite money, and that the original design had a bulb that would never expire

But idk how true that claim even is

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/404831482704822273/669626734814953472/1579639950733.png

Suicide by oof

suicide by committing toaster bath

@Le Frenchman

.urban Go commit toaster bath

Ha?

.urban freshlight

Me irl.

faggot

Captain obvious over here.

.urban jiggaboo

@Zak the Antler Mutt That haircut makes you look aweful

My hair is way different now. That pic is almost a year old.

yo why is it always the furries that dress like the antagonist from Far Cry 4

.img pagan min

Cause Pagan Min is a dope guy.

You look like a lesbian

discount pyrocynical

i hope you know how much shit you're gonna get for this kek

Okay? I've gotten a lot of shit over the years. I'm past the point of caring.

based dollar store Pagan Min

Not as based as I would like to be.

are you gay?

^ This is a rhetorical question.

just stop being gay