Message from @Duke of Txtspeak
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I have the only copy of it because the Russian site it was hosted on got DMCAd or some shit
One of the only copies*
OH GOD NOT THE DOLPHINS
dolphins......
Niggers of the sea
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It's true
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>Sam doesn't eavesdrop
>Frodo goes to the Prancing Pony alone
>Never comes across Merry and Pip with Sam's slow ass slowing him down
>Eventually set out to Rivendell with just Aragorn (insert some homoerotic fanfic here)
>Don't get stabbed by a Morgul blade because you aren't with dumbass Hobbits who light up a fire on a mountain top in total darkness
>Peacefully get to Rivendell while learning tons of ranger skills from Aragorn
>Eventually get to Moria without the other three Hobbits
>No fighting with the Watcher in the Water because no Merry
>No fighting orcs or trolls or awakening the Balrog because no Pippin
>No Gollum following you because he isn't able to sniff Sam's ass from twenty leagues away
>Gandalf alive, get whatever you want from Lothórien, even Boromir gets something (yes I know book nerds, shut up though)
>Climb the Stairs of Cirith Ungol, Gimli kills Shelob because she can't be hairier than him, also just for fun
>Easily take out the plebs in the Tower of Cirith Ungol
>With Gandalf's wisdom and magic, the stealth of Frodo, Legolas, and Aragorn and the marksmanship of the latter two, and Gimli and Boromir are also there; eventually sneak into Mt. Doom and throw in the One Ring
They sell those things in most touristy places in Bongland
Those were the coolest things in the world for about 15 seconds
LOL
why is this so funny!
OwO
b o n e
b o n e
@bone thats my dnd char
pp extendus
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