Message from @A Pesky Sæxon
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I want to pummel him to save him from cringing himself out when he's older
Is this the Bite of ‘87?
I skipped it, that cringe is too strong.
He will have nightmares for deciding that song out of every song.
Especially a song that is 'Dubstep', so its literally schizo music.
The stance lmao
There's only one good dubstep song
It's a Russian remix of a pop song from 2012
I have the only copy of it because the Russian site it was hosted on got DMCAd or some shit
One of the only copies*
OH GOD NOT THE DOLPHINS
dolphins......
Niggers of the sea
It's true
<:coomer:642576259653697585>
>Sam doesn't eavesdrop
>Frodo goes to the Prancing Pony alone
>Never comes across Merry and Pip with Sam's slow ass slowing him down
>Eventually set out to Rivendell with just Aragorn (insert some homoerotic fanfic here)
>Don't get stabbed by a Morgul blade because you aren't with dumbass Hobbits who light up a fire on a mountain top in total darkness
>Peacefully get to Rivendell while learning tons of ranger skills from Aragorn
>Eventually get to Moria without the other three Hobbits
>No fighting with the Watcher in the Water because no Merry
>No fighting orcs or trolls or awakening the Balrog because no Pippin
>No Gollum following you because he isn't able to sniff Sam's ass from twenty leagues away
>Gandalf alive, get whatever you want from Lothórien, even Boromir gets something (yes I know book nerds, shut up though)
>Climb the Stairs of Cirith Ungol, Gimli kills Shelob because she can't be hairier than him, also just for fun
>Easily take out the plebs in the Tower of Cirith Ungol
>With Gandalf's wisdom and magic, the stealth of Frodo, Legolas, and Aragorn and the marksmanship of the latter two, and Gimli and Boromir are also there; eventually sneak into Mt. Doom and throw in the One Ring
They sell those things in most touristy places in Bongland
I had a few when I was young
Those were the coolest things in the world for about 15 seconds
LOL
why is this so funny!
OwO
b o n e
b o n e
@bone thats my dnd char
pp extendus
