I'm only going with multicam/OCP because I get to keep my shit

Its also expensive AF and there's no paintballing place near me

Have you simply thought of turning off the tv, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?

My parents did whenever I was acting out of line

My parents said I couldn’t have an abortion if I acted up

My parents said they wouldn't get me a tank if I acted out of line

Who would win in a fight, Doomguy or Hellboy?

Doomguy

Fucking doomslayer without a shadow of a doubt

"AY DONNIEEE!! I FOUGHT THE DOOMSLAYER AND I FUCKING LOST!!! HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?!?!"

Well if were talking comic book hellboy i say they're about even

Doomguy technically killed Satan

so

if you count the Icon of Sin in Doom 2 as Satan

@noobypropmaker Ron Perlman's Hellboy.

Yeah, the doomslayer doesn't fucking stop

Decisive doomguy win

@Deleted User then no doom guy got him beat kek

Kek.

So

How does one get Doomguy level strength

years of training

Wait nevermind

You have to absorb the souls of demons

RIP

AND

TEAR

https://www.reddit.com/r/Doom/comments/4nt3fo/i_got_bored_and_did_some_math_on_the_original/

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>Baretta 92

nibba

also

Had a formation earlier

we were literally standing in formation outside for nearly an hour

just for a Colonel to tell us "Hey, two soldiers tried to kill themselves. Don't kill yourselves, guys."

Hey man don't rag on him

I'm just pissed, because "We're a family. We take care of each other."

The fact that he made you all wait for an hour out there just shows how much he cares

I was about to just go off and say "fuck no. I've been getting fucked in the ass since I've been in this broke ass unit."