Fucking doomslayer without a shadow of a doubt

"AY DONNIEEE!! I FOUGHT THE DOOMSLAYER AND I FUCKING LOST!!! HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?!?!"

Well if were talking comic book hellboy i say they're about even

Doomguy technically killed Satan

so

if you count the Icon of Sin in Doom 2 as Satan

@noobypropmaker Ron Perlman's Hellboy.

Yeah, the doomslayer doesn't fucking stop

Decisive doomguy win

@Deleted User then no doom guy got him beat kek

Kek.

So

How does one get Doomguy level strength

years of training

Wait nevermind

You have to absorb the souls of demons

RIP

AND

TEAR

https://www.reddit.com/r/Doom/comments/4nt3fo/i_got_bored_and_did_some_math_on_the_original/

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>Baretta 92

nibba

also

Had a formation earlier

we were literally standing in formation outside for nearly an hour

just for a Colonel to tell us "Hey, two soldiers tried to kill themselves. Don't kill yourselves, guys."

Hey man don't rag on him

I'm just pissed, because "We're a family. We take care of each other."

The fact that he made you all wait for an hour out there just shows how much he cares

I was about to just go off and say "fuck no. I've been getting fucked in the ass since I've been in this broke ass unit."

Lmao

I have no love for my unit, nor do I care for the Army tbh

All I care about is getting my discharge papers

>gets dishonorably discharged for not embracing the love

Oh someone tried tonhero

they didn't die

but they attempted

but yeha

Lol nice