Message from @Duke of Txtspeak
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*Peacekeeping intensifies*
So, my parents said yesterday that they were gonna drop me off at work
Work is in less than an hour
They're still asleep
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Worst part about it, is last time they fucking did this, I left on my own so I'd get there in time
Got as far as the supermarket before they called me and went "WhY dIdN'T yOu WaIt"
And I responded "Because you were still asleep"
Wake em
And we came to an agreement that they wouldn't "Still be asleep" next time and that next time I wouldn't head off on my own and I'd wait for them
AND THEY'RE STILL ASLEEP
BOOMEEEERRRRSSSS!!!!
WAKE THEM
Ah, they're awake
I can hear them walking down the stairs
and the stairs groaning under their fat boomer weight
Go beat them
Hav shit on them
Me old man is pretty much ready to take me to work
thank shiet
Boomers
goddamn boomers
Who here thinks that traps aren't gay?
And be honest.
Pretty sure everyone agrees traps are gay
I can only hope
If she's got a penis, it's gay
This isn't Shrodingers trap logic
A nigga really do feel like K in 2049 sometimes
>tfw you just want a wife and kids in a nice neighborhood but that will never happen again
Tfw you're gonna have to settle with a pill popping, stoned out girl because all the others are either un-loyal or infected with STD's
Libque
>what's it like to hold the hand of someone you love. Interlinked
I can't remember what it's like to hold hands with someone.
It's been many many years