gay
Wtf
@Keque unsubbed
.img say sike right now
Get the fuck outta here
You bustin' our balls here?
Fr
I'm fucked
Indeed
Keques a libtard reeeee
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Get ze gas
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*Peacekeeping intensifies*
So, my parents said yesterday that they were gonna drop me off at work
Work is in less than an hour
They're still asleep
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Worst part about it, is last time they fucking did this, I left on my own so I'd get there in time
Got as far as the supermarket before they called me and went "WhY dIdN'T yOu WaIt"
And I responded "Because you were still asleep"
Wake em
And we came to an agreement that they wouldn't "Still be asleep" next time and that next time I wouldn't head off on my own and I'd wait for them
AND THEY'RE STILL ASLEEP
BOOMEEEERRRRSSSS!!!!
WAKE THEM
Ah, they're awake
I can hear them walking down the stairs
and the stairs groaning under their fat boomer weight
Go beat them
Im gonna go shit on them
Hav shit on them
Me old man is pretty much ready to take me to work
thank shiet
Boomers
goddamn boomers
