Message from @Keque
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Guys.. I have bad news
gay
Wtf
@Keque unsubbed
.img say sike right now
Get the fuck outta here
You bustin' our balls here?
Fr
I'm fucked
Indeed
Keques a libtard reeeee
<:Schutzstaffel:648779073224441856>
<:Schutzstaffel:648779073224441856>
Get ze gas
*Peacekeeping intensifies*
So, my parents said yesterday that they were gonna drop me off at work
Work is in less than an hour
They're still asleep
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Worst part about it, is last time they fucking did this, I left on my own so I'd get there in time
Got as far as the supermarket before they called me and went "WhY dIdN'T yOu WaIt"
And I responded "Because you were still asleep"
Wake em
And we came to an agreement that they wouldn't "Still be asleep" next time and that next time I wouldn't head off on my own and I'd wait for them
AND THEY'RE STILL ASLEEP
BOOMEEEERRRRSSSS!!!!
WAKE THEM
Ah, they're awake
I can hear them walking down the stairs
and the stairs groaning under their fat boomer weight
Go beat them
Im gonna go shit on them
Hav shit on them