I’m cuddling with my gf currently <:feelsgoodman:642720914072535040>

shitting

I'm covered in amonia phosphate and curled up in the back of a truck

<:feelsbadman:589929333074821140>

Wait

Ammonia?

Yeah

My clothes are fucked

SHieeet

Might not wanna sleep in em

https://www.ehow.com/how_7956001_clean-phosphate-base-fire-extinguisher.html

I'm kinda stuck in the truck

Light yourself on fire...for science

My body, clothes and truck interior are covered in the shit

*amonium phosphate

I can twist my semi chub 360 degrees

Why the fuck did an extinguisher get discharged?

he got drunk and stepped on it a few hours ago

^^

I made a diet

I call it the cheap fuck diet

Surprisingly healthy

Lacks a few things though

Yo imagine being the first thing to live on a planeta

Like you'd be In the afterlife and be like "Hell yeah I was the first sign of life on Earth."

You better be incorporating green vegetables in that chart

@Amerikek After a week in trying to do his diet

DAK moment

It seems to have been awhile since I checked in here

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

>if the person who was eating shit was indian then calm down you stupid niggers, they're just recycling
based

are you saying they should use designated shit eatters

I mean they eat curry which is already shit

Curried feces with poop flakes

A great glass of cow piss<

And for desert, thank you for calling mircosoft customer support this is David Richardson with steve jobs personal team

guys....i found this toast this morning next to my bed hadnt touched it in years dude

Ewww

if I leave the server for safety reasons will I get my roles back when I return