he got drunk and stepped on it a few hours ago

^^

I made a diet

I call it the cheap fuck diet

Surprisingly healthy

Lacks a few things though

Yo imagine being the first thing to live on a planeta

Like you'd be In the afterlife and be like "Hell yeah I was the first sign of life on Earth."

You better be incorporating green vegetables in that chart

@Amerikek After a week in trying to do his diet

DAK moment

It seems to have been awhile since I checked in here

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

>if the person who was eating shit was indian then calm down you stupid niggers, they're just recycling
based

are you saying they should use designated shit eatters

I mean they eat curry which is already shit

Curried feces with poop flakes

A great glass of cow piss<

And for desert, thank you for calling mircosoft customer support this is David Richardson with steve jobs personal team

guys....i found this toast this morning next to my bed hadnt touched it in years dude

Ewww

if I leave the server for safety reasons will I get my roles back when I return

Uh

I'll screen shot em but don't like the sound of it

if you want more info check <#462997453181026307>, basically, I don't want to get anybody stuck in a whirlpool which I'm prancing alongside of

very very watered down TL;DR, I'm probably gonna get sent to mental gulag

Well from what I read you haven't done anything to harm others

my friend hasn't either

True but you're not the one locked up

Also I screen shotted your roles in the event you have to leave

he got put there just because his therapist think he's a threat to society, I have major connections to him and I'm a lot more fucked so I'm a little on edge

alright

you guys are real pals, thanks, I hope this all washes over, If it doesn't though, I wish you guys luck.

It probably will because again. You're not the one locked up

yeah

You should be fine

feeling cute... might rig my door with explosives later 😉

Btw my eyes sting, my mouth is dry, my head hurts and my asshole is bleeding. I am mildly concerned

Honestly best thing to do is cut contact