>not slicing your foreskin by mistake when cutting onions

I'm sorry how the fuck does that happen

Is it because your foreskin is a ring like a sliced onion layer?

I was trying to use it as a knife holder

It slipped

Wha

>it slipped

I did a gitter skitter over a bed, touched down on left leg, carried the momentum and intended to spin on my heel and sit on the adjacent bed but the lower leg did not spin while the rest of me did

<:AAAAA:531152976358801422>

Loud ass popping noise

Watched my leg get fucked sideways

Why are you locked in the bathroom?

SNAP

You talkin to me?

CRACKLE

POP

Maybe you should get a job

Where?

Majestic twelve

Doggo: *twists leg*
Doggo immediately after:https://youtu.be/cUQETCPlTcA

I'm on a bed nigger

Maybe you should join majestic twelve

In a bodybag

If the leg is purple and bruised in the morning get it checked

I saw that

Kek

keque is a nigger

Orthopedic time

@𝕰𝖑𝖉𝖆𝖗𝕾𝖖𝖚𝖎𝖗𝖑 fucking nigger lover

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Doc my knee is kill

it'll pass like it passed for me

just take it easy with your knee

i have a doctorates degree in autism

thanks retard

guys, my wifes boyfriend is letting me stay up until 9 tonight

Nice

Wut?