Yes, like this won't be taken advantage of at all!

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/975055522066989057

Potato Chipman indeed.

*seriously, that name is begging to be made fun of*

He seems like a hybrid of Doug Walker and Michael Moore
(one of them I absolutely love while the other I can't stand)

on second thought that's a disgrace to Walker

https://twitter.com/JuliusGoat/status/975340546142232576
Moviebob called this smart

I think by "conservative" he means neolib.

In any case, it sounds like a brilliant tactic to me.

If you're an undercover republican.

If they want to just hand Trump the 2020 election, I could think of no better way to go about it.

https://twitter.com/drawnoutofshape/status/975530826090893312
The response of a true goliath of intellect.

https://twitter.com/blockarella/status/976561428558700545

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/976630789763948545

https://twitter.com/bargoPeter/status/977165078578348033
I am wrong in this?

https://twitter.com/danarel/status/977237880270569472

https://twitter.com/KalebPrime/status/977339999631785984

Fedoras have to go back https://twitter.com/atheist_day/status/977226336480608256?s=19

Those fuckers can openly affirm their atheism, just not in Muslim majority countries

I bet $100 they bitch about "muh Christians" while ignoring Islamic countries

Where the hell is #ChristianDay?

We already have real holidays, we dkmy need to make them up

I swear, all of these people are deathly afraid of there existing a being that is better and greater than them

But we're the ones who are afraid apparently

Why be afraid of the greatest gift to humanity?

What happens in the minds of fedoras is beyond me

Oh come on. We all knew those kids in school who were atheists because some girl let them down easy by citing religious differences as the reason they couldn't date. Which instantly turns into "The Pope told Sally she couldn't fuck me! So I'm going to dedicate my life to (metaphorically) killing the pope!"

Eh, the pope is shite anyway

Which one?

Wait a minute, which one isn't

The pope was just a stand in for any spirtual leader that promotes chastity. And the idea the fedora crowd gets in their heads that religion is the reason they aren't getting laid.

Why couldn't they just branch out into different papacies like the Orthos do?

I'm surprised there's still a patriarch of Constantinople

One day he'll get the Haga Sofia back.

The Pope who told Count Dracula to remove Kebab was pretty cool. Then dracula was all "'sup, Ottoman's you hear the Pope told me to remove Kebab. So I'm going turn you all into Kebabs so I can make kebabs while I remove kebab."

I can't wait for the day when the Orient express reopens and we can see crosses on those minarets. Hell, Syria and Egypt should also get their shit together so the Taurus express can be reopened

Egypt won't see true peace until it has a Coptic govenment and a majority coptic population.

Man I am in Kebab removal mode today.

Soon to be flag of Egypt

Fuck, so much could have been achieved if the Turks had either stayed in Central Asia or just converted to anything else but Islam.