Message from @Oliver Starley
Discord ID: 486554958972452864
*chases bambam around yelling SUGAR TITTIES*
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why would you chase yourself around?
are you a kitty cat or a doggo chasing your own tail?
we all know how that battle was won in the hotel room 😉
😋
i let you win
😉
Do they make ones for dogs too?
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<:Thoughts:408715607555702784> doggos are the huwhite man best fren
Dogs are horrible creatures.
They're our friends for a reason
Only pit bulls and pit bull mixes are horrible creatures
They ain't my friends.
Did a dog bite you and now you're all woe is me?
No
I don't like cats either.
Something is wrong. Seek help
Rodents are awesome.
Ew
I don't know, I just have an aversion to large pets. I would never want one.
^ small doggos and cattos are a thing
They're cute. I still don't want one. They are still annoying.
The smaller the better. I still dont like dogs that much, but I can't stand large ones.
Greyhounds will literally sleep all day. They're not annoying
Or if you prefer smaller varieties, there's whippets and Italian greyhounds
Italian greyhounds are absolutely adorable.
They look perpetually concerned.