Message from @Barcode

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2017-06-10 22:27:02 UTC  

@northern_confederate - but I'm so taken, someone's gonna have to kill someone to get me. 😂

2017-06-10 22:27:24 UTC  

this song was playing when @Hand Banana first got laid... the lyrics were so deep that he couldn't even finish https://youtu.be/exnHAdopRxA?t=9s

2017-06-10 22:27:28 UTC  
2017-06-10 22:27:46 UTC  

i just looked up the boss that song is from

2017-06-10 22:27:50 UTC  

i also lold

2017-06-10 22:28:11 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/323226870139322378/smough.png

2017-06-10 22:28:14 UTC  

wats rong, donald-kun

2017-06-10 22:28:32 UTC  
2017-06-10 22:28:37 UTC  

Paul Kersey of SBPDL only has sex if this song is playing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Pnl1ulaG5k

2017-06-10 22:28:55 UTC  

he likes to sweat

2017-06-10 22:29:52 UTC  

but for real tho badtanman lost his virginity to this

2017-06-10 22:29:53 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/323227297568260097/unknown.png

2017-06-10 22:29:59 UTC  

thats a good one

2017-06-10 22:30:09 UTC  

@Captain Smith got his first one out of the way with this track: https://youtu.be/WvTm_BhZdOE?t=26s

2017-06-10 22:31:29 UTC  
2017-06-10 22:31:52 UTC  

@Yankee lost her v-card to this track https://youtu.be/cy46iOwWQiE?t=20s

2017-06-10 22:32:56 UTC  

@here @Marie Woods come to voice chat

2017-06-10 22:34:11 UTC  

@badtanman lost his virginity to his high school drama teacher... she insisted on playing this song for his first time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97OtsR8L1NY

2017-06-10 22:35:46 UTC  
2017-06-10 22:36:16 UTC  

@D'Marcus Liebowitz WRONG. It was Tori Amos "Caught A Lite Sneeze" and yes, I despoiled a Polish girl before Convo had a chance.

2017-06-10 22:36:24 UTC  

;_;

2017-06-10 22:36:27 UTC  

Like that's hard.... LOL

2017-06-10 22:37:01 UTC  

No I'm wrong. It was "Spark" but it was definitely 90s and totally Tori Amos

2017-06-10 22:37:09 UTC  

Redheads man, they'll fuck you up

2017-06-10 22:38:33 UTC  

Redheads wreck beds

2017-06-10 22:38:37 UTC  

FACT

2017-06-10 22:38:41 UTC  

They are crazy

2017-06-10 22:38:51 UTC  

But ridiculously fertile

2017-06-10 22:38:55 UTC  

They're fuckin' beautiful

2017-06-10 22:38:58 UTC  

THAT"S THE BEST PART

2017-06-10 22:39:11 UTC  

Azzmador is bestmador

2017-06-10 22:39:12 UTC  

Yeah dude. Post birth control I had sex 3x ended up with 2 kids

2017-06-10 22:39:39 UTC  

By the way, as soon as they're done birthing one I swear they're ready for another. But nah I have good kids they're good boys. They'll be fine.

2017-06-10 22:40:01 UTC  

They're like grade school versions of me. Inlcuding the bantz which while not fully developed IS FULLY HILARIOUS

2017-06-10 22:40:39 UTC  

Before you ask no. I never did have sex while she was confirmed preggers I was convinced they would grab my dick. I don't care what the medical texts say those are written by pedophile jews.

2017-06-10 22:40:47 UTC  

@Convo wat

2017-06-10 22:40:52 UTC  

is that a girl

2017-06-10 22:40:55 UTC  

shit