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Plus dude, early podcats it's all out there.
Dude. Can't sleep. Wrote 12 pages in script, going to edit tomorrow. The monologue folks... beleve me it'll be yuge. OK? no problem. Don't worry about it
Mine shows up as nny403 so I don't see the problem
Just because I look poodles you think y'all gotta quarantine me and sheeeit. Well let me tell you something mistah half black. Nobody puts Kenny in a corner. Nobody!
I was trying to imitate your schtick. Sadly all I can do is.,..
It'll be 100x better now that we've got multitrack recording and such.
It's so cool. I can isolate background noise for each guest and therefor make the extra noise super silent. So it's like listening to two people record in a room. Plus we can do segments bit by bit.
It's amazing what can be accomplished when the rule number one is "NO ALCOHOL. YOU DRINK YOU'RE FIRED PERIOD"
Hey you wanna hear my son trying to audition for the daily shoah? It's crappy but he really liked making it
It's so sad. I should never listen to TDS when doing chores
Hear across the house "IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE WHAT I TELL YOU TO I'LL KILL YOU"
I am above the law! And done editing the Krypto report.
And @Caerulus_Rex what a trooper, going on with a cold and not sounding like crap.
No one should hear my voice right now it's all blue grass here all the time
No way. I had to be entertaining twice this week. I'm tired.
*nods* I have finally digested the whole TRS situation and given my take on it.
It's all esoteric and made to be pretty but it's pretty much "Shut the fuck up until we win. Then we can assign blame."
"I heard she had the pronounciation of her name legally changed so when she goes to rallies she can say "This is my ass. Youcis it." - RE Emily Youcis
I would join in but I'm watching Top Gun and eating terityaki resturance style salad.
@D'Marcus Liebowitz should try it if he's got a blender or food processor. You'd absolutely love it.
Nah I'm still early in it, they're talking about being famous Mig insulters now
Can I get some support here from the chat?
"Mighty Wings" was VASTLY superior to "Playing with the Boys" but @D'Marcus Liebowitz won't listen
Oh good grief. @D'Marcus Liebowitz stop letting Aussies in to these things.
All they talk about is dingos seppos and trad wives
Yeah. Go slouch another perfectly serviceable hat and ruin it why doncha?
No, I just have better things to do.
Like watching "Footloose" and taking jabs at that historically purposeless Continent
I dunno man. Being a white shit lib isn't too far from being race realist in the PNW if you just play it patiently.
Enoch neglected to mention Cascadia. He will be reminded of this. We will NOT be gentle.
Exactly. He requires physical punishment.
How do I make these immigrants invisible?
I'm making keto friendly nachos at the moment. Maybe later?
I got my screening equipment, so the boys and I are gonna make Cascadia Auxilliary Youth shirts tomorrow.
"WE'LL SQEEEEEE WHILE YOU REEEEEE WE ARE THE THE FUTURE"
Mr. Stone of Exodus Americanus signaled against freckled women. He needs to be "dealt with"
Well sure, what if there are enemies hiding behind those nipples? You don't want to be caught off guard.
Poor bastard. At least with some of these Jews you can "pretend" all my interest lately comes from fit Latina girls.
"Go away. Zumba is a cult and I don't race mix." REEEE
I swear to God I will LEARN what a suplex is and will deliver one to you swiftly Borzoi
It's like watching someone punch a fawn. Unholy
The Orthodox cries out as he strikes you.
I can see it now. You sitting with your head deep in thought. "Should I shitpost or nah?" then the light brightens and the Lord Appears and says "My son, wherever you may be I will be with you and wherever ye be, so shall ye shitpost."
I just threw up in my mouth a little
It's a crying shame when you can buy cigs for less than nigs. This world is upside down.
I had a business to write this shit off otherwise I'd be on a console
I'm so broke I don't even HAVE friends
Hey speaking of Australians and Internet friends
Save the race. What's wrong with you?
I don't know anything about Australia other than those muffins you sell gave me nightmares but it can't be all bad
Trump should demand an official apology
I used to wake up screaming as a child afraid that girl that says "They make my mouth WAAA-TUH" was sneaking in to kill me in my sleep
It's entirely possible I'm insane as I also used to have those nightmares about James Earl Jones
Mr. Fluffly tail or some other dudebro
We all know Kenny Logins and Lee Ann Womack are the last implicit stands of white identity.
Fine. Wanna dance this tune? I'll dance this tune
This was our conference on staring Alt Right Fights
Ice Cold No mistakes? That ain't me. I make lots of mistakes that's what makes it honest and real when I produce shit
By summertime I should have my 6-pack back and will play much volleyball with Cascadia.
The over 30 guys are all totally into the idea
We should never have aimedour nukes at Russia.
Australia is clearly the greater bother
Most of those living past 60 are Vietnamese.
@D'Marcus Liebowitz that whole soundtrack is perfection in man
So real talk, I'm working on invites and calligraphy for my sister
And she walks in and hears me on the open backs listening to this soundtrack and says
"This isn't ironic with you with it?"
Gonna listen to it AFTER Mighty Wings
Top Gun and March 1993 Playboy was instrumental in developing my personality
It just keeps getting more and more mud with you Aussies doesn't it
Next you'll tell me you're 1/16th abbo and gasoline isn't really THAT bad and the highway makes a mighty fine bed
Awww shtit niggkike @D'Marcus Liebowitz Gloria Estafan is legit
So it's Johnny Monoxide week this week. Dude needs to crack more jokes. That bit about "I took an IUD out of an Iraqi THOT" was damn near lethal. Shouldn't have been listening in the car.
I remember once working 10 straight days with only 6 hours off to sleep. It was wet, cold and miserable. Our feet were trashed. It was ugly.
@Asgardian117 knows what I'm talking about.
But yeah wives were bringing us socks, and I must have gone through 15 bottles of foot powder trying to stay dry.
Oh man. How does this Discord know I'm playing Mass Effect 3?
No can know about these gainz, nor my relationship simulator. No one.
So apparantly not everyone knows that Madame De Furr is Ken. Let it be known.
Not cool. The women should be focusing on forming the Bene Gesserit.
We'll see. It may get shaved to let the rest of you have a chance.
I had some leftover credit to use up.
I'm resisting my urge to show off Asari tattoos
So on the subject of Twitter, I'm losing followers as fast as I gain them.
They're definitely on about something.
If Dogposting were hate speech I'd be banned but it's not so I'm safe.
Producer Kenny was supposed to be my burner account. Madame De Furr is where I do what I want.
Because apparantly the REEEEE factor is high in the Alt Right and I don't understand all of it. That's what I wad D'Marcus for.
"No Ken, you don't piss in Sven's Cornflakes because he romanced the wrong character in Mass Effect that's a bad idea."
The website I use tells me the ones that are deleted or suspended. It's about 10 a day on average, this month was 30 lost to suspensions or deletions
My mustache is my fedora. Ladies....
I tried to upload 30 pictures of the dog and the app crashed. :sadface:
PIA region won't matter. It all routes to their servers and gets scrambled from there.
Am I breaking up at all? I'm not expecting high quality from laptop mic
So stoked. I had a break song in mind to match the monologue this week, and was going to ask if we could do (I don't pick music or it'd be all vocal trance) and Azzmador had the exact file I wanted ready to go. It's like... fated.
Specifically for that line "We'll not be beaten a true European..."
Or "They don't belong here with their alien ideas."
"The third value hidden within a group of men to survive is the drive self-assertion. Exodus Americanus titles this as "Will to power brah" and they are correct.
I am very prepared for your retarded fans to take offense and spam the comments, no need to worry.
My account has been suspended. I now feel accepted and loved
I think the last thing I posted was about video games.
Daily Shoah was right about this. Money is now secondary concern to these large corporations.
How you scored Paul Nehlen is amazing.
Nevermind, it wouldn't work with YouTube I forgot. Sorry.
Can't. You guys make fun of me when I am gaming.
Or eating. Tonight is London Broil medium rare with garlic butter and Skyrim Soup
Even if I am FINALLY getting around to playing Witcher III
I don't really have a budget for new stuff like that tbhf
I might. Would the kids like it though? I'm still blown away that the used Wii U games are so much damn money
Kind of want to hack my kids console.
But rumor is the Switch will run Skyrim at lowest settings, so it'll be less powerful and engaging than a 9 year old PC
I guess. I can barely keep up with their cousin and uncle who drop like $300 a month on every new game that comes out.
Right now they want their old favorites back and that means Rayman Legends on 360 controllers. They don't care for the Wii's
I am liking the lack of vibrancy in the Witcher III and it's giving my 1080 a run for it's money
I spent my 20s scrapping to get by. I bought this stuff when I had spare time and the capacity to enjoy them. We cannot be a nation of armies.
Jeez though, I shouldn't have to read 600 pages just to play a video game. This is like old school 20D games. Came with a manual the size of the dictionary
Just wait. He'll end up being the next Sam Hyde.
So listen, @Asgardian117 I talked to my kids. They said the new Ninendo is for queers and they'd suplex me if I tried to bring it into the house. Pretty heavy accusation.
Then they danced around a tower and did the PC Master Race Aryan Face dance. I don't dare taunt the gods.
Also, my oldest said your squat thrust record is a lie and lying is a sin before God.
Nothing is more rightous than being a white guy with magic powers that slays monsters and hook-nosed people at 60FPS such as the Witcher III
He's BASICALLY Trump if you think about it
Nah truth to tell they don't get much time to vidya, not as much with Mom. We're always out doing stuff. Mostly outside. Mostly looking for bugs. The grossest ones we can find. My GOD it's good to be male.
Oh so we're COMPLETELY glossing over how Trump is basically Geralt. Ok then
Witcher III totally different game. This one has Monsters and Potions and Dungeons except.... it has hot chicks you can bang and mutagens
It's basically like you're an Aryan Proto-Warrior and all the girls give you strange mutations and diseases like Antifa
But you DO IT BECAUSE YOU LOVE THOTS
Oh, Trump screws over the Supreme Court?
Oh dude, he's gonna make sure that shit don't fly again.
>mfw the pendelum of justice swings back HARD
but I'm kind of stuck on this poodle having a blast on the swing right now
>Asgardian ponders the meaning of what I've said
C'mon now. This is how I picture you. Ripped as fuck, but intellectual too
Maybe *slight* exaggeration but not by much
"Hmmm... do I quote culture of critique or stomp his faggot guts out? One wonders...." - Asgardian, February 2017
I truly believe you take your children out, read them like Melville then after the chapter is finished you all hit the gym.
Ughhghghgghghghghgh good grief. I got that device to help me with pushups and add a touch of dip so I can get some extra resistence. Kids want me to set it up all the time. He can only do it on his knnees but he's trying damn it!
I blame you for their lust for a Nintendo Wii u
That's @JohnnyMonoxide that's been covered many times.
No, I'm afraid of the Italian Equivilent of Randall from Scrubs attacking me.
Punching me in the balls while screaming I'M NUMBER ONE NOW
Although it could be White Power Ranger from Exodus I haven't decided yet.
I see your Mario and raise you a Sonic. He has the power of God on his side.
Holy crap I'm doxxing everyone. Now it's @D'Marcus Liebowitz
There are tradwives in the alt right. Do you disavow?
I seriously can't wait untill the rest of these people read this stuff?
OK this just degenerated into Sarah Silverman nudes. You asked for it
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