Messages from @Hand Banana (Discord ID: 231660008268496897)

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Hand Banana 2017-01-27 07:12:30 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Oh you are all in BIG trouble now.

Hand Banana 2017-01-27 07:28:49 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

HI D'Marcus

Hand Banana 2017-01-27 07:30:20 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

I AM ABOVE THE LAW

Hand Banana 2017-01-27 07:30:33 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Plus dude, early podcats it's all out there.

Hand Banana 2017-01-27 07:30:59 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Change it to Madame De Furr

Hand Banana 2017-01-27 07:31:40 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Dude. Can't sleep. Wrote 12 pages in script, going to edit tomorrow. The monologue folks... beleve me it'll be yuge. OK? no problem. Don't worry about it

Hand Banana 2017-01-27 07:31:54 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Mine shows up as nny403 so I don't see the problem

Hand Banana 2017-01-27 07:32:58 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

THERE ARE YOU HAPPY!?!?

Hand Banana 2017-01-27 07:33:04 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

GAWD I need another hit

Hand Banana 2017-01-27 07:33:36 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Hand Banana 2017-01-27 07:34:07 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Oh I see how it son

Hand Banana 2017-01-27 07:34:40 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Just because I look poodles you think y'all gotta quarantine me and sheeeit. Well let me tell you something mistah half black. Nobody puts Kenny in a corner. Nobody!

Hand Banana 2017-01-27 07:35:05 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

I was trying to imitate your schtick. Sadly all I can do is.,..

Hand Banana 2017-01-27 07:35:08 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

POETRY IN MOTION

Hand Banana 2017-01-27 07:35:10 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

(science!)

Hand Banana 2017-01-27 07:35:52 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

It'll be 100x better now that we've got multitrack recording and such.

Hand Banana 2017-01-27 07:37:16 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

It's so cool. I can isolate background noise for each guest and therefor make the extra noise super silent. So it's like listening to two people record in a room. Plus we can do segments bit by bit.

Hand Banana 2017-01-27 07:37:57 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

You know...

Hand Banana 2017-01-27 07:38:12 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

It's amazing what can be accomplished when the rule number one is "NO ALCOHOL. YOU DRINK YOU'RE FIRED PERIOD"

Hand Banana 2017-01-27 07:38:19 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

(sorry Warroom)

Hand Banana 2017-01-27 07:39:09 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Hey you wanna hear my son trying to audition for the daily shoah? It's crappy but he really liked making it

Hand Banana 2017-01-27 07:39:25 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Hand Banana 2017-01-27 07:39:51 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

It's so sad. I should never listen to TDS when doing chores

Hand Banana 2017-01-27 07:40:06 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Hear across the house "IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE WHAT I TELL YOU TO I'LL KILL YOU"

Hand Banana 2017-01-27 07:40:12 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

It was about Legos, but still

Hand Banana 2017-01-28 06:42:01 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

I am above the law! And done editing the Krypto report.

Hand Banana 2017-01-28 06:42:08 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

So many files... so much fash

Hand Banana 2017-01-28 06:42:41 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

And @Caerulus_Rex what a trooper, going on with a cold and not sounding like crap.

Hand Banana 2017-01-28 06:45:28 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

God no.

Hand Banana 2017-01-28 06:45:43 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

No one should hear my voice right now it's all blue grass here all the time

Hand Banana 2017-01-28 06:45:58 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

No way. I had to be entertaining twice this week. I'm tired.

Hand Banana 2017-01-28 06:46:50 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

*nods* I have finally digested the whole TRS situation and given my take on it.

Hand Banana 2017-01-28 06:47:10 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

It's all esoteric and made to be pretty but it's pretty much "Shut the fuck up until we win. Then we can assign blame."

Hand Banana 2017-01-28 07:16:11 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

It's ready. Pls no bully

Hand Banana 2017-01-28 07:18:55 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

"I heard she had the pronounciation of her name legally changed so when she goes to rallies she can say "This is my ass. Youcis it." - RE Emily Youcis

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 00:24:58 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

I would join in but I'm watching Top Gun and eating terityaki resturance style salad.

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 00:25:16 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

@D'Marcus Liebowitz should try it if he's got a blender or food processor. You'd absolutely love it.

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 00:25:35 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Nah I'm still early in it, they're talking about being famous Mig insulters now

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 00:25:37 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

This movie is deep

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 02:02:13 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Can I get some support here from the chat?

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 02:02:27 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

"Mighty Wings" was VASTLY superior to "Playing with the Boys" but @D'Marcus Liebowitz won't listen

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 02:22:19 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

@Caerulus_Rex @D'Marcus Liebowitz and I will be old men, 95 years old still arguing over this. It's what we do.

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 02:25:51 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Oh good grief. @D'Marcus Liebowitz stop letting Aussies in to these things.

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 02:26:04 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

All they talk about is dingos seppos and trad wives

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 02:26:36 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Yeah. Go slouch another perfectly serviceable hat and ruin it why doncha?

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 02:29:01 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

No, I just have better things to do.

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 02:29:17 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Like watching "Footloose" and taking jabs at that historically purposeless Continent

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 02:33:05 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

This is natural.

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 02:33:08 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Go with with it.

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 02:33:11 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Natural Musk

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 02:33:46 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

That's why god made ball gags

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 02:34:52 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

I dunno man. Being a white shit lib isn't too far from being race realist in the PNW if you just play it patiently.

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 02:38:22 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Enoch neglected to mention Cascadia. He will be reminded of this. We will NOT be gentle.

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 02:40:07 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Exactly. He requires physical punishment.

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 03:24:51 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

How do I make these immigrants invisible?

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 03:26:04 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Ummmmmmm

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 03:26:15 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

I'm making keto friendly nachos at the moment. Maybe later?

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 04:58:57 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

That's legit.

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 04:59:12 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

I got my screening equipment, so the boys and I are gonna make Cascadia Auxilliary Youth shirts tomorrow.

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 04:59:27 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

"WE'LL SQEEEEEE WHILE YOU REEEEEE WE ARE THE THE FUTURE"

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 05:23:51 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

We've got a real problem.

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 05:24:07 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Mr. Stone of Exodus Americanus signaled against freckled women. He needs to be "dealt with"

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 05:24:18 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

This is our highest priority

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 05:30:32 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Well sure, what if there are enemies hiding behind those nipples? You don't want to be caught off guard.

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 05:30:41 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

YOU SHUT UP YOU ORTHODOX BOI YOU

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 05:32:35 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Poor bastard. At least with some of these Jews you can "pretend" all my interest lately comes from fit Latina girls.

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 05:32:44 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

"Go away. Zumba is a cult and I don't race mix." REEEE

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 05:33:35 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

I swear to God I will LEARN what a suplex is and will deliver one to you swiftly Borzoi

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 05:34:12 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

A ginger jew

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 05:34:20 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

It's like watching someone punch a fawn. Unholy

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 05:36:14 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

The Orthodox cries out as he strikes you.

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 05:36:17 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

I didn't do anything wrong.

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 05:40:40 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

I can see it now. You sitting with your head deep in thought. "Should I shitpost or nah?" then the light brightens and the Lord Appears and says "My son, wherever you may be I will be with you and wherever ye be, so shall ye shitpost."

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 05:41:42 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

He doesn't drink black tea tho?

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 05:42:14 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

I just threw up in my mouth a little

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 05:42:57 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

It's a crying shame when you can buy cigs for less than nigs. This world is upside down.

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 05:49:39 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

No. I am PCMR

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 05:50:03 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

I had a business to write this shit off otherwise I'd be on a console

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 05:50:40 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

I'm so broke I don't even HAVE friends

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 05:51:12 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

F

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 05:51:26 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Hey speaking of Australians and Internet friends

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 05:51:55 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

*rolls eyes*

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 05:55:38 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Make do.

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 05:55:43 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Save the race. What's wrong with you?

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 05:57:00 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

I don't know anything about Australia other than those muffins you sell gave me nightmares but it can't be all bad

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 05:57:27 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Fucking frightening.

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 05:57:34 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Trump should demand an official apology

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 05:58:04 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

I used to wake up screaming as a child afraid that girl that says "They make my mouth WAAA-TUH" was sneaking in to kill me in my sleep

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 05:58:51 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

It's entirely possible I'm insane as I also used to have those nightmares about James Earl Jones

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 05:58:58 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Still do, sometimes.

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 06:01:29 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

No. I'm afraid not.

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 06:06:35 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

NO

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 06:07:06 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

MY FACE WHEN

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 06:09:14 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Mr. Fluffly tail or some other dudebro

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 08:21:11 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

This makes me angry

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 08:21:32 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

We all know Kenny Logins and Lee Ann Womack are the last implicit stands of white identity.

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 08:22:23 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Fine. Wanna dance this tune? I'll dance this tune

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 08:23:17 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

This was our conference on staring Alt Right Fights

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 08:23:37 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

LMAO

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 08:23:42 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

no fekkin' way

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 08:23:58 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Ice Cold No mistakes? That ain't me. I make lots of mistakes that's what makes it honest and real when I produce shit

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 08:24:37 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

I do like volleyball though.

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 08:24:56 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

By summertime I should have my 6-pack back and will play much volleyball with Cascadia.

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 08:25:05 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

The over 30 guys are all totally into the idea

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 08:34:40 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

God

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 08:34:49 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

We should never have aimedour nukes at Russia.

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 08:34:56 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Australia is clearly the greater bother

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 08:35:55 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Most of those living past 60 are Vietnamese.

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 08:36:36 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

@D'Marcus Liebowitz that whole soundtrack is perfection in man

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 08:37:21 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

So real talk, I'm working on invites and calligraphy for my sister

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 08:37:33 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

And she walks in and hears me on the open backs listening to this soundtrack and says

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 08:37:41 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

"This isn't ironic with you with it?"

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 08:37:53 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

"Fuckin'a sis"

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 08:38:54 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Gonna listen to it AFTER Mighty Wings

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 08:38:57 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

#Respect

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 08:39:14 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

I think....

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 08:39:30 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Top Gun and March 1993 Playboy was instrumental in developing my personality

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 08:40:04 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

It just keeps getting more and more mud with you Aussies doesn't it

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 08:40:31 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Next you'll tell me you're 1/16th abbo and gasoline isn't really THAT bad and the highway makes a mighty fine bed

Hand Banana 2017-01-29 08:41:16 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Awww shtit niggkike @D'Marcus Liebowitz Gloria Estafan is legit

Hand Banana 2017-02-01 01:40:02 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

So it's Johnny Monoxide week this week. Dude needs to crack more jokes. That bit about "I took an IUD out of an Iraqi THOT" was damn near lethal. Shouldn't have been listening in the car.

Hand Banana 2017-02-01 02:23:57 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

#SmartWool4Life

Hand Banana 2017-02-01 02:26:34 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

I remember once working 10 straight days with only 6 hours off to sleep. It was wet, cold and miserable. Our feet were trashed. It was ugly.

Hand Banana 2017-02-01 02:26:42 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

@Asgardian117 knows what I'm talking about.

Hand Banana 2017-02-01 02:26:50 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

6 hours per night, not total.

Hand Banana 2017-02-01 02:27:15 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

But yeah wives were bringing us socks, and I must have gone through 15 bottles of foot powder trying to stay dry.

Hand Banana 2017-02-01 02:33:59 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Oh man. How does this Discord know I'm playing Mass Effect 3?

Hand Banana 2017-02-01 02:34:08 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

This is some kind of witchcraft.

Hand Banana 2017-02-01 02:34:22 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

BUT HOW DOES IT KNOW???

Hand Banana 2017-02-01 02:34:35 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

No can know about these gainz, nor my relationship simulator. No one.

Hand Banana 2017-02-05 05:10:55 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

So apparantly not everyone knows that Madame De Furr is Ken. Let it be known.

Hand Banana 2017-02-05 05:17:29 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

I do it ... for the lulz

Hand Banana 2017-02-05 05:21:16 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

There are grills?

Hand Banana 2017-02-05 05:21:50 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Not cool. The women should be focusing on forming the Bene Gesserit.

Hand Banana 2017-02-05 05:22:19 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

What was she wearing?

Hand Banana 2017-02-05 05:35:25 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

We'll see. It may get shaved to let the rest of you have a chance.

Hand Banana 2017-02-05 05:49:51 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

>tfw no one shoahs you

Hand Banana 2017-02-05 06:03:04 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

I will ponder this deeply.

Hand Banana 2017-02-05 06:04:37 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

I had some leftover credit to use up.

Hand Banana 2017-02-05 06:08:00 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

I'm resisting my urge to show off Asari tattoos

Hand Banana 2017-02-05 06:10:14 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Asari not sorry I got them.

Hand Banana 2017-02-05 06:14:29 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

So on the subject of Twitter, I'm losing followers as fast as I gain them.

Hand Banana 2017-02-05 06:14:34 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

They're definitely on about something.

Hand Banana 2017-02-05 06:15:00 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

If Dogposting were hate speech I'd be banned but it's not so I'm safe.

Hand Banana 2017-02-05 06:25:13 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Producer Kenny was supposed to be my burner account. Madame De Furr is where I do what I want.

Hand Banana 2017-02-05 06:25:52 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Because apparantly the REEEEE factor is high in the Alt Right and I don't understand all of it. That's what I wad D'Marcus for.

Hand Banana 2017-02-05 06:26:12 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

"No Ken, you don't piss in Sven's Cornflakes because he romanced the wrong character in Mass Effect that's a bad idea."

Hand Banana 2017-02-05 06:28:15 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

The website I use tells me the ones that are deleted or suspended. It's about 10 a day on average, this month was 30 lost to suspensions or deletions

Hand Banana 2017-02-05 06:48:54 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

My mustache is my fedora. Ladies....

Hand Banana 2017-02-05 06:51:31 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Don't worry. My opsec is sloppy.

Hand Banana 2017-02-05 07:00:32 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

I tried to upload 30 pictures of the dog and the app crashed. :sadface:

Hand Banana 2017-02-05 07:30:35 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Sasha is a good girl.

Hand Banana 2017-02-05 20:24:36 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

😫 I wasn't shoahed.

Hand Banana 2017-02-05 21:34:35 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

PIA region won't matter. It all routes to their servers and gets scrambled from there.

Hand Banana 2017-02-05 21:49:48 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Did they ban that entire IP range.

Hand Banana 2017-02-07 00:50:15 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Am I breaking up at all? I'm not expecting high quality from laptop mic

Hand Banana 2017-02-07 02:59:52 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

AHAHAHHAHAHAAH

Hand Banana 2017-02-08 01:20:10 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

So stoked. I had a break song in mind to match the monologue this week, and was going to ask if we could do (I don't pick music or it'd be all vocal trance) and Azzmador had the exact file I wanted ready to go. It's like... fated.

Hand Banana 2017-02-08 01:20:48 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Saga - Patriots Call

Hand Banana 2017-02-08 01:21:00 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Specifically for that line "We'll not be beaten a true European..."

Hand Banana 2017-02-08 01:21:22 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Or "They don't belong here with their alien ideas."

Hand Banana 2017-02-08 01:29:27 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Also Exodus gets a mention.

Hand Banana 2017-02-08 01:31:17 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

"The third value hidden within a group of men to survive is the drive self-assertion. Exodus Americanus titles this as "Will to power brah" and they are correct.

Hand Banana 2017-02-08 01:32:15 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

I am very prepared for your retarded fans to take offense and spam the comments, no need to worry.

Hand Banana 2017-02-08 23:04:09 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

My account has been suspended. I now feel accepted and loved

Hand Banana 2017-02-08 23:05:16 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

And MadameDeFurr

Hand Banana 2017-02-08 23:10:03 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

I don't shit post at all.

Hand Banana 2017-02-08 23:10:37 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

I think the last thing I posted was about video games.

Hand Banana 2017-02-08 23:53:25 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Daily Shoah was right about this. Money is now secondary concern to these large corporations.

Hand Banana 2017-02-09 02:01:56 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

That makes no sense.

Hand Banana 2017-02-09 03:22:36 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

I'll watch.

Hand Banana 2017-02-09 03:22:47 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

How you scored Paul Nehlen is amazing.

Hand Banana 2017-02-09 03:28:51 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Rex, a question for you.

Hand Banana 2017-02-09 03:30:17 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Nevermind, it wouldn't work with YouTube I forgot. Sorry.

Hand Banana 2017-02-09 03:40:37 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Can't. You guys make fun of me when I am gaming.

Hand Banana 2017-02-09 03:42:04 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Or eating. Tonight is London Broil medium rare with garlic butter and Skyrim Soup

Hand Banana 2017-02-09 03:43:14 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Even if I am FINALLY getting around to playing Witcher III

Hand Banana 2017-02-09 03:45:32 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Not a chance.

Hand Banana 2017-02-09 03:45:49 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

I don't really have a budget for new stuff like that tbhf

Hand Banana 2017-02-09 03:47:02 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

I might. Would the kids like it though? I'm still blown away that the used Wii U games are so much damn money

Hand Banana 2017-02-09 03:47:08 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Kind of want to hack my kids console.

Hand Banana 2017-02-09 03:47:33 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

But rumor is the Switch will run Skyrim at lowest settings, so it'll be less powerful and engaging than a 9 year old PC

Hand Banana 2017-02-09 03:51:27 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

But muh pixel count

Hand Banana 2017-02-09 03:51:32 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

muh cuda cores

Hand Banana 2017-02-09 03:51:33 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

etc

Hand Banana 2017-02-09 03:54:31 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

I guess. I can barely keep up with their cousin and uncle who drop like $300 a month on every new game that comes out.

Hand Banana 2017-02-09 03:54:50 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Right now they want their old favorites back and that means Rayman Legends on 360 controllers. They don't care for the Wii's

Hand Banana 2017-02-09 03:56:27 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

I am liking the lack of vibrancy in the Witcher III and it's giving my 1080 a run for it's money

Hand Banana 2017-02-09 04:03:43 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

I spent my 20s scrapping to get by. I bought this stuff when I had spare time and the capacity to enjoy them. We cannot be a nation of armies.

Hand Banana 2017-02-09 04:06:01 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Jeez though, I shouldn't have to read 600 pages just to play a video game. This is like old school 20D games. Came with a manual the size of the dictionary

Hand Banana 2017-02-09 04:07:58 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

I need more narrative than that

Hand Banana 2017-02-09 04:08:02 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

I play them for the story

Hand Banana 2017-02-09 04:55:19 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Ah, it's the same Salty.

Hand Banana 2017-02-09 05:03:08 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Wow.

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 02:57:58 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Just wait. He'll end up being the next Sam Hyde.

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 04:26:18 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

So listen, @Asgardian117 I talked to my kids. They said the new Ninendo is for queers and they'd suplex me if I tried to bring it into the house. Pretty heavy accusation.

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 04:26:38 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Then they danced around a tower and did the PC Master Race Aryan Face dance. I don't dare taunt the gods.

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 04:29:40 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Also, my oldest said your squat thrust record is a lie and lying is a sin before God.

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 04:29:45 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Go on, fight him.

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 05:19:31 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

So is your face.

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 05:19:57 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Nothing is more rightous than being a white guy with magic powers that slays monsters and hook-nosed people at 60FPS such as the Witcher III

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 05:20:05 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

He's BASICALLY Trump if you think about it

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 05:21:06 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Nah truth to tell they don't get much time to vidya, not as much with Mom. We're always out doing stuff. Mostly outside. Mostly looking for bugs. The grossest ones we can find. My GOD it's good to be male.

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 05:33:24 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Oh so we're COMPLETELY glossing over how Trump is basically Geralt. Ok then

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 05:38:26 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Witcher III totally different game. This one has Monsters and Potions and Dungeons except.... it has hot chicks you can bang and mutagens

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 05:38:50 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

It's basically like you're an Aryan Proto-Warrior and all the girls give you strange mutations and diseases like Antifa

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 05:38:55 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

But you DO IT BECAUSE YOU LOVE THOTS

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 05:39:17 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

It was made by based poles.....

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 05:39:27 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Wat?

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 05:39:46 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Oh, Trump screws over the Supreme Court?

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 05:41:17 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Oh dude, he's gonna make sure that shit don't fly again.

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 05:43:00 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

>mfw the pendelum of justice swings back HARD

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 05:44:09 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

k

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 05:44:18 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

but I'm kind of stuck on this poodle having a blast on the swing right now

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 05:44:43 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

>Asgardian ponders the meaning of what I've said

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 05:50:08 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

C'mon now. This is how I picture you. Ripped as fuck, but intellectual too

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 05:50:31 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Maybe *slight* exaggeration but not by much

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 05:51:00 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

"Hmmm... do I quote culture of critique or stomp his faggot guts out? One wonders...." - Asgardian, February 2017

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 05:51:35 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

I truly believe you take your children out, read them like Melville then after the chapter is finished you all hit the gym.

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 05:54:12 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Ughhghghgghghghghgh good grief. I got that device to help me with pushups and add a touch of dip so I can get some extra resistence. Kids want me to set it up all the time. He can only do it on his knnees but he's trying damn it!

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 05:57:37 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Ugh

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 05:57:45 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

I blame you for their lust for a Nintendo Wii u

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 06:00:48 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

No.

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 06:00:56 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

That's @JohnnyMonoxide that's been covered many times.

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 06:06:57 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

No, I'm afraid of the Italian Equivilent of Randall from Scrubs attacking me.

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 06:07:09 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Punching me in the balls while screaming I'M NUMBER ONE NOW

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 06:08:23 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 06:11:21 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Although it could be White Power Ranger from Exodus I haven't decided yet.

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 06:14:11 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

I see your Mario and raise you a Sonic. He has the power of God on his side.

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 06:16:55 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Holy crap I'm doxxing everyone. Now it's @D'Marcus Liebowitz

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 06:20:09 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

I DOXX MYSELF NAOW

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 06:20:39 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

There are tradwives in the alt right. Do you disavow?

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 06:22:22 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 06:22:26 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

>mfw

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 06:22:49 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

I seriously can't wait untill the rest of these people read this stuff?

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 06:26:40 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

DOES THIS HALP???

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 06:26:57 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Volvo=Master Race

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 06:28:25 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

I'm going to find youi

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 06:28:27 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

And end you

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 06:28:29 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

painfully

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 06:28:47 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

NOBODY PUTS BABY IN A MUZZLE

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 06:29:15 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

OK this just degenerated into Sarah Silverman nudes. You asked for it

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 06:29:27 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

You have one chance to apologize.

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 06:29:31 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

You know damn well I'll do it

Hand Banana 2017-02-10 06:29:50 [Vibrant Diversity #general]

Yeah this isn't LARPing Time this is real shit nigga

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