He got her consent when the receipt printed @machtyn

Oh shit you right

It's like paying for a prostitute except it's legal

For now...

Yeah I was considering a torse but it seems like it would just be a tease. Save the first experience for the full body.

@Happy Humble Hermit did the box came with the brand logo? Or something that could reveal the content? I'm ask for research porposes

Sex toy discreetness is super on point.

They use official LLC names, nothing related.

@Kazemaru No sex toys show their brands.

no it was just a plain brown box with chinese markings on it but i am keeping it because it came with a lid and is inconspicuous

thanks for that question i'll try and remember to make that point for people ordering it to their homes/apartments

I always wonder about moving to a new apartment with a sex doll. Having moving guys move the doll in the casket like box.

*"what's this?"* 😈 <:frenchpepe:480186128452943883> *"careful now boys"*

@MufflePuff just take her head (if removable), put her in fetal position and use a washing machine box

Hell no, she's moving like sleeping beauty.

No damn washing machine box lol. Like a peasant doll.

That would make a viral photo

I'll be waiting til I move to buy a doll anyway.

Carry her in your arms then. Like an passed out drunked GF. Who would notice?

@MufflePuff just tell em its your gf

They'll understand

No, it might disappear mid-route.

Can you use a Sex Doll for Car pool ?

This is why you follow the movers

And then I'll receive her fingers in the mail for ransom.

@ZODD yes

Doctors in med school sometimes use corpses

That seems like a health hazard

Theyre enbalmed

But yeah

I honestly won't ever buy a doll unless I own my home. I don't trust apartment complexes just barging in to do maintenance lol.

They randomly see a doll in my closet.

Meh, I wouldn't care. She'll be sitting on the sofa all day.

As long as they don't creampie her. I'm getting a condo anyway so no one is coming in.

yeah, a condo is a house so you're good

Why a condo

I've debated buying but renting seems best for the next 10 years as I move around chasing higher salaries.

But fyi for truckers: keep her in the sleeper. Apparently cops think you picked up a hooker/hitchhiker if you put her up front

@Yowilkat That'd be an awkward conversation.

@machtyn I don't want or need a single-family home. Plus a condo I would be comfortable renting out if I decide to move away, which is very likely. I would never rent a house because I would never trust anyone with that much responsibility. The condo is essentially an apartment, only so much can go wrong. I plan on buying rental condos every year as a long-term real estate strategy. The one for me will be the first.

I love that strategy.