Message from @Bishop of Wasd

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2018-11-27 01:23:18 UTC  

Btw, i recommend this for all monks: if you see a chick, think: dude with boobs. Bonerkiller.

2018-11-27 01:23:34 UTC  

Well that's no fun.

2018-11-27 01:23:41 UTC  

I have a look but don't touch policy.

2018-11-27 01:23:55 UTC  

Like a Lamborghini at an intersection.

2018-11-27 01:23:59 UTC  

*shrug*

2018-11-27 01:24:21 UTC  

@Yowilkat But... I like butts.

2018-11-27 01:24:29 UTC  

Screw that. I don't look at women's bodies at all, only their face

2018-11-27 01:24:36 UTC  

*role checks out*

2018-11-27 01:24:47 UTC  

@Yowilkat I just think "dick" and have an internal "ew" moment.

2018-11-27 01:25:02 UTC  

Exactly @machtyn

2018-11-27 01:25:20 UTC  

yeah just to get a preview for what to expect i looked up some sex doll porn on pornhub and from doggy style it looks like a real woman because they literally cant move anyways

2018-11-27 01:25:35 UTC  

yep

2018-11-27 01:25:36 UTC  

Lol

2018-11-27 01:25:39 UTC  
2018-11-27 01:25:43 UTC  

LMAO

2018-11-27 01:25:46 UTC  

Inanimate objects have rights.

2018-11-27 01:25:51 UTC  

the only thing is that the legs only go up to the waist so its not the full body but we will see, haven't opened it yet. the box is fucking huge

2018-11-27 01:25:51 UTC  

The right to BE FUCKED.

2018-11-27 01:26:06 UTC  

He got her consent when the receipt printed @machtyn

2018-11-27 01:26:14 UTC  

Oh shit you right

2018-11-27 01:26:37 UTC  

It's like paying for a prostitute except it's legal

2018-11-27 01:26:57 UTC  

For now...

2018-11-27 01:27:20 UTC  

Yeah I was considering a torse but it seems like it would just be a tease. Save the first experience for the full body.

2018-11-27 01:27:58 UTC  

@Happy Humble Hermit did the box came with the brand logo? Or something that could reveal the content? I'm ask for research porposes

2018-11-27 01:28:24 UTC  

Sex toy discreetness is super on point.

2018-11-27 01:28:47 UTC  

They use official LLC names, nothing related.

2018-11-27 01:29:12 UTC  

@Kazemaru No sex toys show their brands.

2018-11-27 01:29:39 UTC  

no it was just a plain brown box with chinese markings on it but i am keeping it because it came with a lid and is inconspicuous

2018-11-27 01:30:00 UTC  

thanks for that question i'll try and remember to make that point for people ordering it to their homes/apartments

2018-11-27 01:30:33 UTC  

I always wonder about moving to a new apartment with a sex doll. Having moving guys move the doll in the casket like box.

2018-11-27 01:30:40 UTC  

*"what's this?"* 😈 <:frenchpepe:480186128452943883> *"careful now boys"*

2018-11-27 01:32:35 UTC  

@MufflePuff just take her head (if removable), put her in fetal position and use a washing machine box

2018-11-27 01:33:14 UTC  

Hell no, she's moving like sleeping beauty.

2018-11-27 01:33:39 UTC  

No damn washing machine box lol. Like a peasant doll.

2018-11-27 01:33:52 UTC  

That would make a viral photo

2018-11-27 01:34:52 UTC  

I'll be waiting til I move to buy a doll anyway.

2018-11-27 01:35:44 UTC  

Carry her in your arms then. Like an passed out drunked GF. Who would notice?

2018-11-27 01:39:19 UTC  

@MufflePuff just tell em its your gf

2018-11-27 01:39:35 UTC  

They'll understand

2018-11-27 01:39:52 UTC  

No, it might disappear mid-route.

2018-11-27 01:40:04 UTC  

Can you use a Sex Doll for Car pool ?