find out where there are plans to build a supermarket... buy cheap! profitz https://www.realhomes.com/news/house-prices-there-is-now-an-asda-effect-as-much-as-a-waitrose-effect

Population increase is one of the main factors

Which is primarily increased by migration

Supermarkets are cancer

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https://twitter.com/EstherMcVey1/status/1218516162599931910

wot

We have those. They're called cleavers

the way I cut peppers, I wouldnt be able to do it with one of those knives

Remember, the best way to stop two people who really want to kill each other is to take away the weapon they're currently using

And then take away what they pick up next

Etc

even if it's a potato peeler <:smugon:512048583806025739>

Couldn't people just use the bottom of the knife?

they could strangle someone.. better cut off everyones arms

A kick to the head can be fatal, better cut everyone's legs off

they cut bite out their throat.... out with the teeth

thinking is harmful, better lobotomise everyone

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Remove the whole head to avoid fatal headbuttings

yeah words are violence... out with the tongue

reduce everyone to a brain in a jar.. just in case....

Thoughts are violence...

nah nah thoughts are offensive, haven't you heard

gotta check your thinking

i didn't realise Long-Bailey was Catholic.. how does that chime with the woke crowd?

``Amid a mounting backlash over her objection to later terminations on the grounds of disability, the Labour leadership frontrunner said that although she prayed to God every day she disagreed with “many” of the Church’s teachings. ``

oh dude look anti stab knives

now i have to use literally anything else to stab people

i thought australia was supposed to be the prison island

Im more concerned with how I chop my veg than stabbing people.... like most of the country probably

Ban skewers.

but here its as if we are heading to a point where toothbrushes will be banned given enough time, absurd

no cutting edge allowed either else you can sharpen a stick

If they managed to replace all knives with these new impossible to stab knives people would just start using other things to kill each other

how long do you guys think it will be where screwdrivers are sold only to over 18

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/663495745604681798/668077370799947776/EOeDf4AWsAUaI_a.jpeg

https://youtu.be/5GrMsX8w6YU

Nawaz the internationalist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBOO7cpy82I