Message from @𓆏 𓆏 𓆏

Discord ID: 668081989072453642


2020-01-18 12:11:14 UTC  

'vast majority'

2020-01-18 12:14:48 UTC  

their bio "eu citizen and planning to stay that way" seems they plan to move to the mainland then

2020-01-18 12:17:18 UTC  

I did a video about question time in Liverpool the other day https://youtu.be/Te5fCmqmVj4

2020-01-18 12:19:28 UTC  

There's a woman who was working down my local pub who said "I was born an EU citizen and I will die one"... but she was over 40 years old, and therefore talking nonsense

2020-01-18 12:20:41 UTC  

So, when's she moving?

2020-01-18 12:31:19 UTC  

Sajid Javid really doesn't like Hizbollah lmao

2020-01-18 12:36:47 UTC  

find out where there are plans to build a supermarket... buy cheap! profitz https://www.realhomes.com/news/house-prices-there-is-now-an-asda-effect-as-much-as-a-waitrose-effect

2020-01-18 12:55:47 UTC  

Population increase is one of the main factors

2020-01-18 12:55:54 UTC  

Which is primarily increased by migration

2020-01-18 13:08:21 UTC  

Supermarkets are cancer

2020-01-18 13:13:03 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/622430298746912768/668080410076643339/FB_IMG_1579353180194.jpg

2020-01-18 13:13:45 UTC  

<:thunk:462282216467333140>

2020-01-18 13:15:16 UTC  

wot

2020-01-18 13:16:14 UTC  

We have those. They're called cleavers

2020-01-18 13:17:28 UTC  

the way I cut peppers, I wouldnt be able to do it with one of those knives

2020-01-18 13:19:07 UTC  

Remember, the best way to stop two people who really want to kill each other is to take away the weapon they're currently using

2020-01-18 13:19:16 UTC  

And then take away what they pick up next

2020-01-18 13:19:18 UTC  

Etc

2020-01-18 13:19:21 UTC  

even if it's a potato peeler <:smugon:512048583806025739>

2020-01-18 13:19:27 UTC  

Couldn't people just use the bottom of the knife?

2020-01-18 13:19:41 UTC  

they could strangle someone.. better cut off everyones arms

2020-01-18 13:20:24 UTC  

A kick to the head can be fatal, better cut everyone's legs off

2020-01-18 13:20:41 UTC  

they cut bite out their throat.... out with the teeth

2020-01-18 13:20:50 UTC  

thinking is harmful, better lobotomise everyone

2020-01-18 13:20:55 UTC  

<:BIGBRAIN:501101491428392991>

2020-01-18 13:21:13 UTC  

Remove the whole head to avoid fatal headbuttings

2020-01-18 13:21:20 UTC  

yeah words are violence... out with the tongue

2020-01-18 13:21:47 UTC  

reduce everyone to a brain in a jar.. just in case....

2020-01-18 13:22:00 UTC  

Thoughts are violence...

2020-01-18 13:22:03 UTC  

nah nah thoughts are offensive, haven't you heard

2020-01-18 13:22:06 UTC  

gotta check your thinking

2020-01-18 13:23:13 UTC  

i didn't realise Long-Bailey was Catholic.. how does that chime with the woke crowd?

2020-01-18 13:23:51 UTC  

``Amid a mounting backlash over her objection to later terminations on the grounds of disability, the Labour leadership frontrunner said that although she prayed to God every day she disagreed with β€œmany” of the Church’s teachings. ``

2020-01-18 13:24:55 UTC  

oh dude look anti stab knives

2020-01-18 13:25:06 UTC  

now i have to use literally anything else to stab people

2020-01-18 13:25:39 UTC  

i thought australia was supposed to be the prison island

2020-01-18 13:25:44 UTC  

Im more concerned with how I chop my veg than stabbing people.... like most of the country probably

2020-01-18 13:25:46 UTC  

Ban skewers.