Message from @Eccles
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there is one remaining, i think, who is the longest serving in history, in continuous service since 1945
first as an MP, then as a Lord
I forget his name
Baroness Warsi, Barnoness Scotland, Shami Chakribarti. Lord Adonis, Alan Sugar.
Lord Denham
Scotland is the ne who has been taking the piss with Commonwealth expenses.
beats the next-longest serving by 13 years
Force Scotland to become England
Scotland is too cold to become England
Just remind them of their place
I mean, it's not cold up there
It's cold right here, and i'm a soft southerner
Let's not forget Count Dankula
currently -2, or in proper british terms, 28F
Proper British terms?
And, I love the welsh:
Yes, fahrenheit, carefully stolen from the germans and the serial numbers filed off
As you do with Germans
When is the last time we used fahrenheit?
you read it
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it was common in weather forecasts until about 15-20 years ago
This world was so much better when we ruled it.
Take us back, please <:why:462286147473637407>
We protec
We attac
And soon, we take our empire bac
We wouldn't be able too even if we wanted
Many wouldn't want us back and we can't just invade them again
It's such a shame.
But, we were principled and we offered them independence
And they turned their nations to shit
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Well, African nations
Some did well
India is doing quite well
and the american colonies
That's why I said African
Keep up
There's one African nation that is prospering because it didn't turn to socialism after it decided it wanted independence