I was sad when Baroness Trumpington died. But I beieve she was one of the few hereditaries that remained

there is one remaining, i think, who is the longest serving in history, in continuous service since 1945

first as an MP, then as a Lord

I forget his name

Baroness Warsi, Barnoness Scotland, Shami Chakribarti. Lord Adonis, Alan Sugar.

Lord Denham

Scotland is the ne who has been taking the piss with Commonwealth expenses.

beats the next-longest serving by 13 years

Force Scotland to become England

Scotland is too cold to become England

Just remind them of their place

I mean, it's not cold up there

It's cold right here, and i'm a soft southerner

Let's not forget Count Dankula

currently -2, or in proper british terms, 28F

Proper British terms?

And, I love the welsh:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-51182451

Yes, fahrenheit, carefully stolen from the germans and the serial numbers filed off

As you do with Germans

When is the last time we used fahrenheit?

just now, mikey

you read it

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it was common in weather forecasts until about 15-20 years ago

https://youtu.be/iVSACs0BkUU

This world was so much better when we ruled it.

Take us back, please <:why:462286147473637407>

We protec
We attac
And soon, we take our empire bac

We wouldn't be able too even if we wanted

Many wouldn't want us back and we can't just invade them again

It's such a shame.

But, we were principled and we offered them independence

And they turned their nations to shit

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Well, African nations

Some did well

India is doing quite well

and the american colonies

That's why I said African

Keep up