Message from @northern_confederate

Discord ID: 344567085583564812


2017-08-08 19:42:32 UTC  

autism.wav

2017-08-08 19:42:33 UTC  

as my reaction to her telling me that

2017-08-08 19:42:57 UTC  

I almost spilled my fucking coffee because I was like "what the fuck is wrong with me"

2017-08-08 19:43:11 UTC  

and she just stared at me blankly and was like "okay..."

2017-08-08 19:43:15 UTC  

you shouldve responded with "understandable have a nice day" and drove off

2017-08-08 19:43:34 UTC  

1920s_man_laughing_with_tumbler_of_whisky.movingpicture

2017-08-08 19:43:37 UTC  

yeah just left her in my study and left my apartment

2017-08-08 19:43:41 UTC  

That's /our girl/

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/344566359260266496/Alt.jpg

2017-08-08 19:43:59 UTC  

later that day I told the story and laughed my fucking ass off

2017-08-08 19:44:04 UTC  

I'm laughing right now

2017-08-08 19:44:11 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/344566484732870656/DGp0ctTXgAIpyLY.png

2017-08-08 19:44:16 UTC  

it might be the funniest thing I've ever done with autism

2017-08-08 19:46:05 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/344566961742675969/DGq17fyVwAIx35n.png

2017-08-08 19:46:10 UTC  

I can't believe Google is brazen enough to fire that guy

2017-08-08 19:46:20 UTC  

i can

2017-08-08 19:46:21 UTC  

btw

2017-08-08 19:46:21 UTC  

@badtanman jfc lol

2017-08-08 19:46:25 UTC  

really?

2017-08-08 19:46:33 UTC  

I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner TBH

2017-08-08 19:46:34 UTC  

big bobs vagene pics
username available

2017-08-08 19:46:53 UTC  

I honestly thought they were going to keep him around but instead ruin his life slowly

2017-08-08 19:47:02 UTC  

give him shitty projects, find ways to demote him

2017-08-08 19:47:03 UTC  

etc

2017-08-08 19:47:05 UTC  

nah that's not how silicon valley rolls

2017-08-08 19:47:06 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/344567218312314882/DGu0CtbXUAIhkax.png

2017-08-08 19:47:23 UTC  

this follows the playbook

2017-08-08 19:47:40 UTC  

make it a giant media story to signal about and get SJW points for

2017-08-08 19:47:45 UTC  

@badtanman if you want to hear the ultimate pajeet meme listen to the song "Uber Pussy" by Pink Guy

2017-08-08 19:48:01 UTC  

Price's law is real

2017-08-08 19:48:09 UTC  

google has 72k employees

2017-08-08 19:48:10 UTC  

Holy shit some black girl just pulled into 7/11 next to me got out and her car starting rolling backward!!

2017-08-08 19:48:22 UTC  

that means baout 265 of them create 50% of the value

2017-08-08 19:48:37 UTC  

Some guy was keeping it from hitting his car by literally holding it

2017-08-08 19:48:39 UTC  

I bet most of that 265 is white, and most of them heard loud and clear what just happened with the guy that got fired

2017-08-08 19:48:41 UTC  

😂😂

2017-08-08 19:49:31 UTC  

She must of put it in neutral hahahaha

2017-08-08 19:49:59 UTC  

I've never seen anything like that

2017-08-08 19:50:32 UTC  

@OrwellHuxley nogs can drive stick?

2017-08-08 19:50:56 UTC  

nogs notoriously don't do any maintenance so who knows what happened

2017-08-08 19:52:10 UTC  

I have no clue it was a little bit of a hill