Message from @northern_confederate
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are you kidding me
how is that a con
true
being the autistic shit that I am
the trump effect
I had a friend who's good friend was just stabbed to death in her apartment
and so I said "hey come over for coffee and I'll make you breakfast, we can talk"
lol literally 9 months after election day is today
and so we sat in my study and spoke and I asked her how her friend died
fuck 4 trump 2016
im gonna go reproduce with that emo [redacted]
and she told me she had been stabbed to death by a homeless dude
sorry for interrupting this sad story oosh
and I said "YOU GONNA WANNA LOOK GOOD FOR WHEN YOU GET STABBED WITH A KNIFE"
autism.wav
as my reaction to her telling me that
I almost spilled my fucking coffee because I was like "what the fuck is wrong with me"
and she just stared at me blankly and was like "okay..."
you shouldve responded with "understandable have a nice day" and drove off
yeah just left her in my study and left my apartment
That's /our girl/
later that day I told the story and laughed my fucking ass off
I'm laughing right now
it might be the funniest thing I've ever done with autism
I can't believe Google is brazen enough to fire that guy
i can
btw
@badtanman jfc lol
really?
I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner TBH
big bobs vagene pics
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I honestly thought they were going to keep him around but instead ruin his life slowly
give him shitty projects, find ways to demote him
etc
nah that's not how silicon valley rolls