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http://www.newobserveronline.com/2017/08/us-white-birth-rate-boost-majority-of.html

being the autistic shit that I am

the trump effect

I had a friend who's good friend was just stabbed to death in her apartment

and so I said "hey come over for coffee and I'll make you breakfast, we can talk"

lol literally 9 months after election day is today

and so we sat in my study and spoke and I asked her how her friend died

fuck 4 trump 2016

im gonna go reproduce with that emo [redacted]

and she told me she had been stabbed to death by a homeless dude

sorry for interrupting this sad story oosh

and I said "YOU GONNA WANNA LOOK GOOD FOR WHEN YOU GET STABBED WITH A KNIFE"

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as my reaction to her telling me that

I almost spilled my fucking coffee because I was like "what the fuck is wrong with me"

and she just stared at me blankly and was like "okay..."

you shouldve responded with "understandable have a nice day" and drove off

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yeah just left her in my study and left my apartment

That's /our girl/

later that day I told the story and laughed my fucking ass off

I'm laughing right now

it might be the funniest thing I've ever done with autism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fXf_p8rUUM

@Wall Buildionaire

I can't believe Google is brazen enough to fire that guy

i can

btw

@badtanman jfc lol

really?

I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner TBH

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I honestly thought they were going to keep him around but instead ruin his life slowly

give him shitty projects, find ways to demote him

etc

nah that's not how silicon valley rolls

this follows the playbook

make it a giant media story to signal about and get SJW points for