Message from @northern_confederate
Discord ID: 344565959102693378
>explaining your reaction emojis
I know I'm retarded, you don't have to tell me
lmao
come down to Charlottesville and win someone's mitt in a duel
more like kikesville amiright
I'm gonna win your mitt in a duel
pros: duels are cool and fun
cons: you might die
are you kidding me
how is that a con
true
being the autistic shit that I am
the trump effect
I had a friend who's good friend was just stabbed to death in her apartment
and so I said "hey come over for coffee and I'll make you breakfast, we can talk"
lol literally 9 months after election day is today
and so we sat in my study and spoke and I asked her how her friend died
fuck 4 trump 2016
im gonna go reproduce with that emo [redacted]
and she told me she had been stabbed to death by a homeless dude
and I said "YOU GONNA WANNA LOOK GOOD FOR WHEN YOU GET STABBED WITH A KNIFE"
autism.wav
as my reaction to her telling me that
I almost spilled my fucking coffee because I was like "what the fuck is wrong with me"
and she just stared at me blankly and was like "okay..."
you shouldve responded with "understandable have a nice day" and drove off
1920s_man_laughing_with_tumbler_of_whisky.movingpicture
yeah just left her in my study and left my apartment
That's /our girl/
later that day I told the story and laughed my fucking ass off
I'm laughing right now
it might be the funniest thing I've ever done with autism
I can't believe Google is brazen enough to fire that guy
i can
btw
@badtanman jfc lol
really?