Message from @Cpt. Ovidiu
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@DanielKO
Drink bleach
Do it mods
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It's just body paint. She's a body paint artist.
Gay
And fake
Isn’t it “fake and gay” @DanConway
Never forget
this_is_kinda_cringe You are the worst person I know. You constantly hit on your best friend's wife, the man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death, and this is how you repay him? And to add insult to injury, you defecate all over his yard. And you're such a sponge. You pay for nothing, you always say "Oh, I'll get you later," but later never comes. And what really bothers me, is you pretend you're this deep guy who loves women for their souls when all you do is date bimbos. Yeah, I date women for their bodies, but at least I'm honest about it. I don't buy them a copy of "Catcher in the Rye" and then lecture them with some seventh grade interpretation of how Holden Caulfield is some profound intellectual. He wasn't! He was a spoiled brat! And that's why you like him so much, he's you! God, you're pretentious! And you delude yourself by thinking you're some great writer even though you're terrible. You know, I should've known Cheryl Tiegs didn't write me that note. She would've known there's no "a" in the word "definite." And I think what I hate most about you is your textbook liberal agenda, how we should "legalize pot, man," how big business is crushing the underclass, how homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America. Well, what have you done to help? I work down at the soup kitchen, Brian. Never seen you down there! You wanna help? Grab a ladle! And by the way, driving a Prius doesn't make you Jesus Christ! Oh, wait! You don't believe in Jesus Christ or any religion for that matter, because "religion is for idiots!" Well, who the hell are you to talk down to anyone? You failed college twice, which isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a father! How's that son of yours you never see? But you know what? I could forgive all of that, all of it, if you weren't such a bore! That's the worst of it, Brian. You're just a big, sad, alcoholic bore!
Well then
The faq
Seth sorta admitted Brian is based on himself. At least he admits he's flawed.
That is fair
It was just a copy pasta
From family guy
From Family Guy, Quagmire delivering some truth bombs to Brian.
oooo , i remeber , the date scene?
90s liberalism was the worst
I don't know, but you can probably find out by googling it.
Brians brand
NO SCHOOLS <:covfefe:440543908846632980>
Broo can you talk about tommy
Or will you be arrested?
Depends wot you ask
say Tommy is a good boy dindunuffin
Can you say down with Bog Brother <:GWragFeelsComfyMan:390321740158468096>
Tommy is a pain in the ass working class lad from Luton
He doesn't like Islam cus it's very Authoritarian
Can't break him out of Jail but he should be out of Gen Pop
so , it's his sentence decided?
Blink twice if theu are watching?
Can you say what you really think Broo
no
Sargon has a wife and a kid