Message from @DanConway

Discord ID: 450407551138529290


2018-05-27 21:02:38 UTC  

Never forget

2018-05-27 21:03:57 UTC  

this_is_kinda_cringe You are the worst person I know. You constantly hit on your best friend's wife, the man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death, and this is how you repay him? And to add insult to injury, you defecate all over his yard. And you're such a sponge. You pay for nothing, you always say "Oh, I'll get you later," but later never comes. And what really bothers me, is you pretend you're this deep guy who loves women for their souls when all you do is date bimbos. Yeah, I date women for their bodies, but at least I'm honest about it. I don't buy them a copy of "Catcher in the Rye" and then lecture them with some seventh grade interpretation of how Holden Caulfield is some profound intellectual. He wasn't! He was a spoiled brat! And that's why you like him so much, he's you! God, you're pretentious! And you delude yourself by thinking you're some great writer even though you're terrible. You know, I should've known Cheryl Tiegs didn't write me that note. She would've known there's no "a" in the word "definite." And I think what I hate most about you is your textbook liberal agenda, how we should "legalize pot, man," how big business is crushing the underclass, how homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America. Well, what have you done to help? I work down at the soup kitchen, Brian. Never seen you down there! You wanna help? Grab a ladle! And by the way, driving a Prius doesn't make you Jesus Christ! Oh, wait! You don't believe in Jesus Christ or any religion for that matter, because "religion is for idiots!" Well, who the hell are you to talk down to anyone? You failed college twice, which isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a father! How's that son of yours you never see? But you know what? I could forgive all of that, all of it, if you weren't such a bore! That's the worst of it, Brian. You're just a big, sad, alcoholic bore!

2018-05-27 21:06:53 UTC  

Well then

2018-05-27 21:08:33 UTC  

The faq

2018-05-27 21:10:47 UTC  

Seth sorta admitted Brian is based on himself. At least he admits he's flawed.

2018-05-27 21:11:17 UTC  

That is fair

2018-05-27 21:11:33 UTC  

what was that text about?

2018-05-27 21:11:53 UTC  

It was just a copy pasta

2018-05-27 21:11:58 UTC  

From family guy

2018-05-27 21:12:25 UTC  

From Family Guy, Quagmire delivering some truth bombs to Brian.

2018-05-27 21:12:40 UTC  

oooo , i remeber , the date scene?

2018-05-27 21:13:14 UTC  

90s liberalism was the worst

2018-05-27 21:13:18 UTC  

I don't know, but you can probably find out by googling it.

2018-05-27 21:13:21 UTC  

Brians brand

NO SCHOOLS <:covfefe:440543908846632980>

2018-05-27 21:17:45 UTC  

Broo can you talk about tommy

2018-05-27 21:17:53 UTC  

Or will you be arrested?

Depends wot you ask

2018-05-27 21:18:31 UTC  

say Tommy is a good boy dindunuffin

2018-05-27 21:18:48 UTC  

Can you say down with Bog Brother <:GWragFeelsComfyMan:390321740158468096>

Tommy is a pain in the ass working class lad from Luton

He doesn't like Islam cus it's very Authoritarian

Can't break him out of Jail but he should be out of Gen Pop

2018-05-27 21:23:59 UTC  

so , it's his sentence decided?

2018-05-27 21:24:00 UTC  

Blink twice if theu are watching?

2018-05-27 21:24:15 UTC  

Can you say what you really think Broo

Sargon has a wife and a kid

I have 11 God Children

we have to be careful

as a married man yourself

I don't have 1A here

but I do have dependants

2018-05-27 21:49:13 UTC  

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2018-05-27 22:07:05 UTC  

3/10 cropping

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2018-05-27 22:10:19 UTC  

Brooooooooo <:pepe_why:378719408367075333>

2018-05-27 22:13:58 UTC  

Don't get why Europe is ruled by Spain

2018-05-27 22:14:50 UTC  

I don't really get any of this to be honest

2018-05-27 22:15:07 UTC  

I mean I assume there's some relation between the 4

2018-05-27 22:15:19 UTC  

But I just don't see the pattern

2018-05-27 22:17:19 UTC  

because Real Madrid is the best team

2018-05-27 22:18:15 UTC  

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