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2018-05-27 20:55:15 UTC  

Remove

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@DanielKO
Drink bleach

2018-05-27 20:58:09 UTC  

Do it mods

2018-05-27 20:58:13 UTC  

<:bleach:382980734035689473>

2018-05-27 20:58:48 UTC  

It's just body paint. She's a body paint artist.

2018-05-27 21:00:42 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/450402997801975809/hikarucho9.jpg

2018-05-27 21:00:57 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/450403060007829504/hikarucho10.jpg

2018-05-27 21:01:09 UTC  

Gay

2018-05-27 21:01:25 UTC  

And fake

2018-05-27 21:01:43 UTC  

Isn’t it “fake and gay” @DanConway

2018-05-27 21:02:32 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/450403458558722050/IMG_20180216_101836.jpg

2018-05-27 21:02:38 UTC  

Never forget

2018-05-27 21:03:57 UTC  

this_is_kinda_cringe You are the worst person I know. You constantly hit on your best friend's wife, the man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death, and this is how you repay him? And to add insult to injury, you defecate all over his yard. And you're such a sponge. You pay for nothing, you always say "Oh, I'll get you later," but later never comes. And what really bothers me, is you pretend you're this deep guy who loves women for their souls when all you do is date bimbos. Yeah, I date women for their bodies, but at least I'm honest about it. I don't buy them a copy of "Catcher in the Rye" and then lecture them with some seventh grade interpretation of how Holden Caulfield is some profound intellectual. He wasn't! He was a spoiled brat! And that's why you like him so much, he's you! God, you're pretentious! And you delude yourself by thinking you're some great writer even though you're terrible. You know, I should've known Cheryl Tiegs didn't write me that note. She would've known there's no "a" in the word "definite." And I think what I hate most about you is your textbook liberal agenda, how we should "legalize pot, man," how big business is crushing the underclass, how homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America. Well, what have you done to help? I work down at the soup kitchen, Brian. Never seen you down there! You wanna help? Grab a ladle! And by the way, driving a Prius doesn't make you Jesus Christ! Oh, wait! You don't believe in Jesus Christ or any religion for that matter, because "religion is for idiots!" Well, who the hell are you to talk down to anyone? You failed college twice, which isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a father! How's that son of yours you never see? But you know what? I could forgive all of that, all of it, if you weren't such a bore! That's the worst of it, Brian. You're just a big, sad, alcoholic bore!

2018-05-27 21:06:53 UTC  

Well then

2018-05-27 21:08:33 UTC  

The faq

2018-05-27 21:10:47 UTC  

Seth sorta admitted Brian is based on himself. At least he admits he's flawed.

2018-05-27 21:11:17 UTC  

That is fair

2018-05-27 21:11:33 UTC  

what was that text about?

2018-05-27 21:11:53 UTC  

It was just a copy pasta

2018-05-27 21:11:58 UTC  

From family guy

2018-05-27 21:12:25 UTC  

From Family Guy, Quagmire delivering some truth bombs to Brian.

2018-05-27 21:12:40 UTC  

oooo , i remeber , the date scene?

2018-05-27 21:13:14 UTC  

90s liberalism was the worst

2018-05-27 21:13:18 UTC  

I don't know, but you can probably find out by googling it.

2018-05-27 21:13:21 UTC  

Brians brand

NO SCHOOLS <:covfefe:440543908846632980>

2018-05-27 21:17:45 UTC  

Broo can you talk about tommy

2018-05-27 21:17:53 UTC  

Or will you be arrested?

Depends wot you ask