Message from @Den Röda Smurfen

Discord ID: 550715939629563905


2019-02-27 00:12:49 UTC  

🤷🏻

2019-02-27 01:03:48 UTC  

It was pretty bad. Went there when I was a kid. The commies had this thing called a 'Beriozka' store which took every currency *except* the ruble because they did not want to taint the people with the lavish capitalist lifestyle. It mostly sold crap and cheap beer. On the Airoflot from Stockholm to Moscba we were the only foreigners. The Nomenclatura were stuffing overhead and underseat piles of shit they bought in Sweeden. Once we settled in we found some black market guys. I traded my old gym shoes for a Soviet Cornel dress uniform fur hat. The central bank paid 70 Kopek to the dollar but on the street you could get 3-5 Rubles. Little kids took English in school but they didn't learn capitalist words like 'trade' so they would mob you holding up medals they won at school saying "change?" as in 'change this into something good' We all got piles of little soviet metals in exchange for gum because the kids thought chewing gun was an awesome treat.

2019-02-27 01:17:37 UTC  

<:pepe_eyes:378719408362881024>

2019-02-27 01:18:00 UTC  

Communism. Not even once.

2019-02-27 02:58:59 UTC  

I'm also looking at this one.

2019-02-27 02:59:03 UTC  

looks pretty good

2019-02-27 06:07:52 UTC  

US Air Force sword looks legit if it were sharpened. Like a straight saber, or rapier.

2019-02-27 06:09:18 UTC  

Id love to see someone carry lne into battle to kill a commie

2019-02-28 09:39:13 UTC  

that bottom face on the 1939 version

2019-02-28 09:39:16 UTC  

very derpy

2019-02-28 15:30:59 UTC  

Whats the coolest "monster" or anything similar you guys know from any mythology?

2019-02-28 15:31:40 UTC  

Ur mom

2019-02-28 15:35:34 UTC  

one of the coolest ones imo is Näcken or Beckahästen

2019-02-28 15:43:11 UTC  

mine is Stalin

2019-02-28 16:28:31 UTC  

the rape goblin

2019-02-28 16:40:44 UTC  

Final flight of in-service Tornado GR4's... a cold war classic
https://twitter.com/BabakTaghvaee/status/1101157927560335360

2019-03-01 04:57:58 UTC  
2019-03-01 04:58:13 UTC  

God that stuff was pleb tier, and I ate tons of it in HS

2019-03-01 05:00:53 UTC  

Don't forget the breakfast version as well

2019-03-01 05:03:49 UTC  

They didn't serve that at my school

2019-03-01 05:30:18 UTC  

Can’t wait for the new Cortes tv show

2019-03-01 05:39:52 UTC  

sometimes i still wish i had that

2019-03-01 08:09:22 UTC  

Javier bardem better have that school shooter haircut

2019-03-01 09:38:42 UTC  

I ate that all through the 90s

2019-03-01 12:02:53 UTC  

Cortes on Amazon... sounds degenerate

2019-03-01 12:59:20 UTC  

It's about the explorer.

2019-03-01 16:03:37 UTC  

lunch at school <:what:382980756139409409>

2019-03-01 20:56:57 UTC  

@Holy Intersectional Inquisition Yes? <:what:382980756139409409>

2019-03-01 20:58:31 UTC  

Yes you europoors, we Americans provide "food" for our students

2019-03-01 21:17:33 UTC  

Well its food like.

2019-03-01 21:35:07 UTC  

I#d rather not let my kids be fed by the feds, tyvm

2019-03-01 21:59:46 UTC  

@galesteppes We even classified ketchup as a vegetable. Look how advanced we are!

2019-03-01 23:11:19 UTC