Message from @What Would Jack Conte Do?

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2018-08-28 01:54:09 UTC  

fuck off retard

2018-08-28 02:19:55 UTC  

Sounds chinese

2018-08-28 03:36:23 UTC  

Best part it the next election is in like 6 months time, and most people are pissed with another spill it will probably change hands again so the current one will also have only had a really short term.
I'm starting to think it is a conspiracy as no matter how long you hold that office you get a pension for the rest of your life.

2018-08-28 06:56:11 UTC  

Well they couldn't go into the election with Malcolm as PM anyway

2018-08-28 06:56:53 UTC  

When your own voting base is referring to your party leader as 'talcom Malcolm', that's not a good sign

better than Theresa Maybe or Theresa Mayhem?

Commie Corbyn, Comrade Corbyn?

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2018-08-28 08:11:31 UTC  

Comrade Corbachev

2018-08-28 11:59:47 UTC  

there needs to be a video game where you rescue a damsel

2018-08-28 12:00:01 UTC  

but then, as a surprise final boss, you have to fight the damsel, because she's possessed by feminism

2018-08-28 12:00:06 UTC  

lol

2018-08-28 12:00:15 UTC  

would be awesome indy game

2018-08-28 12:00:32 UTC  

even better, you end up recuse the last boss from the angry femenist damsel

2018-08-28 12:00:50 UTC  

nah, the last boss would be evil tho

2018-08-28 12:01:17 UTC  

heh

2018-08-28 12:01:30 UTC  

actually what made me think about it was the character Elizabeth from pirates of the caribbean

2018-08-28 12:01:36 UTC  

she's a damsel in like 3 of the movies

2018-08-28 12:01:41 UTC  

but then the fourth one, i think she went crazzy

2018-08-28 12:01:45 UTC  

and started doing evil shit

2018-08-28 12:01:55 UTC  

because she was like "I'm a strong wahmen!"

2018-08-28 12:02:06 UTC  

it was almost games of thrones in a way, though i dunno if it was deliberate

2018-08-28 12:02:19 UTC  

i think it was the movie with the kraken

2018-08-28 12:02:48 UTC  

doesn't sound too inspired tho

2018-08-28 12:03:05 UTC  

do you remember that movie tho

2018-08-28 12:06:57 UTC  

She wasnt really a damsel in dead mans chest. The damsel part really didnt last much past the first one.

2018-08-28 12:09:07 UTC  

wasd DMC the second or third movie

2018-08-28 12:09:11 UTC  

i cant fucking remember tbh

2018-08-28 12:09:20 UTC  

wasn't there like 7 potcs

2018-08-28 12:09:37 UTC  

or 14

2018-08-28 12:09:39 UTC  

i dunno

2018-08-28 12:12:16 UTC  

oh yeah, okay so there 5 of them

2018-08-28 12:12:28 UTC  

so basically... yeah, DMC was the third

2018-08-28 12:13:43 UTC  

yeah in DMC, Kiera Knightly's character goes crazy

2018-08-28 12:13:49 UTC  

betrays Orlando Bloom

2018-08-28 12:13:58 UTC  

or something

2018-08-28 12:14:01 UTC  

thats what i remember

2018-08-28 12:14:09 UTC  

or she betrays Johnny Depp

2018-08-28 12:14:11 UTC  

yeah, that's right