mate of mine witnessed a machete dude get tasered on the underground the other day

whats with the machetes, are you guys the next brazil?

I posted the viedo of that yesterday

https://twitter.com/KTHopkins/status/1086341110513975296

He is still only a Mayor right?

@turtwig that's why you need to ban kitchen knives<:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

@Holy Intersectional Inquisition the machete taser guy? my mate was on that same train lol

Everybody knew this shit would be happening...
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6585341/Woman-failed-infant-test-given-pass-Army-furious-male-soldiers-staged-rebellion.html

at one point Fragging is going to come back in the military if they don't get shit the in order soon

A woman's place in the military is to suck good dick

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/224908

repost ^^

Private Tampon, do your legs hurt?

```The first stage in the selection process required her to prove her fitness by completing an eight-mile march in under two hours over arduous terrain while carrying a heavy pack and a rifle.```

We march at the speed of the slowest Soldier

That's why Private Pile sucks

and the typical Infantry soldier is 6 foot 2

@galesteppes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skijaPnBQdY

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-46918004/nigel-farage-looking-for-new-party

pls no

All of your politicians are weak spined optics cucks it seems

and u

Farage is a fraud just like everyone on the left

he got it done, didn't know what to do once he got there

like a dog chasing cars

Yeah, Farage isn't the rebel people think he is... he also refuses to talk about the military integration already underway - he just makes vague references to EU army as if it's a plan for the future.

Mind you, intelligence services might have warned everybody to keep their mouths shut, because nobody in Britain willing to talk about it - all the info comes direct from EU sources.

yeah i dont get farage at all

if anyone wants to know more about procter and gamble (owner of gillette) they also own oral B

which is the free toothbrush the dentist always gives you (or me at least)

and head and shoulders

which fucks me, because i dunno what else to buy man

what other shampoo brand is basic and not gay

> Make soap from ash
I'm sure there's a joke about Jews to be made

sigh

@What Would Jack Conte Do? wait they give you a free toothbrush😡 😡 😡

they also own Old Spice

@Ondsinet Yeah, either they get paid by oral B or they just buy a whole bunch of oral B inventory

if they get paid by oral b, then i dont care

they also get paid by govt, since canada and all

ash is actually the main ingredient in cortozone for your face, which has the same shit in head and shoulders