referring to mash as smashed potatoes

makes me sad

Who says that?

no

I always smash them with a hammer

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Not gonna lie, I do actually like this new feature that Apple is using where they report your weekly screen time averages.

to your Mom

I actually don't know if it does that.

(it does)

That's actually not a bad thing.

Considering how many parents are dumb enough to give their kids smart phones.

and to your gf

Probably not a bad thing either lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx_zj2RReB0

na like fancy restaurants say "smashed potatoes" instead of "mashed potatoes"

like there is a difference

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When antifa comes to the UK, we're fucked

fucking upper class penises

AntiFA is already here

they mostly just stop Sargon meets tho

There's less that about 40 antifa members in the UK ngl

And even then, Sargon just goes and has them somewhere else lol.

I had a ticket to Sagon @ Scarborough

butr I didn't get to meet Carl! REEEEEEEEEE

@AsianMessiah Aren't you American?

So is anyone going to watch Jim's fucking chimpout today?

By birth-right yes, but I live in the UK

you need some flags 👍🏿

I wish everyone had them 😄

Was good on esreality.com back in the day

I thought that GB didn't even have a flag anymore.

I thought they were all considered hate speech.

only isis flags are ok in the UK now

Where's our Texas reps? I was promised RAIN for the Formula1

blazing fucking sunshine

Rain? In Texas? In October?

Friday and Saturday it rained