he's ***boning*** her

Looks like he's really *b o n i n g* her

I'll see myself out

fuck you

haha yes

I'll forgive Turt this time cus Dad jokes are all about low hanging fruit

Fireweaver, looks like you will have to get over your fear of thots

turtwife was not amused

"turtwig we did not buy the skeletons so they could have sex"
'dont you mean so they could ***boooone*** <:covfefe:440543908846632980>'
"I hate you so much right now"

kek

OUTSTANDING

deep down she thinks it's hilarious

Why does Whole Foods make their deli food taste like shit?

cus it's made of?

Wassup gamers

Rise up

again?

because we live in a society

I love your faggot ass lmao

Sargay

pretty sure there is some unwritten rule that wives are forbidden to laugh at dad jokes

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Explains a lot

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their disparaging looks and sighs

are actually secret laughter

:+1:

I whoops I married someone with a penis

deep down they are laughing

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Im sick of doomsday declarations. Did people in the 1890s have to deal with this shit? Or is this just a result of now having nothing better to do with our time.

Every 2 seconds some new thing is gonna blow up the world or enslave humanity

Like jeez really?

https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2018/10/30/trump-birthright-citizenship-executive-order/1816666002/ What do we think gamers?

Dew it

pan searing halloumi like an animal