https://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2018/10/31/brain-implants-used-treat-parkinsons-can-hacked-experts-warns/

Well that's some Ghost in the Shell type shit lol

control people? like how exactly?

lel

Shock their brain if they don’t obey commands?

lol idk, I stopped listening to scientists chiming in on social issues a while back

I'm looking for a "Fire up the Rotors!" hat.

Anyone got a lead?

🚁

juan no

he's ***boning*** her

Looks like he's really *b o n i n g* her

I'll see myself out

fuck you

haha yes

I'll forgive Turt this time cus Dad jokes are all about low hanging fruit

Fireweaver, looks like you will have to get over your fear of thots

turtwife was not amused

"turtwig we did not buy the skeletons so they could have sex"
'dont you mean so they could ***boooone*** <:covfefe:440543908846632980>'
"I hate you so much right now"

kek

OUTSTANDING

deep down she thinks it's hilarious

Why does Whole Foods make their deli food taste like shit?

cus it's made of?

Wassup gamers

Rise up

again?

because we live in a society

I love your faggot ass lmao

Sargay

pretty sure there is some unwritten rule that wives are forbidden to laugh at dad jokes

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Explains a lot

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their disparaging looks and sighs

are actually secret laughter