Message from @Dunkin Scumtheism
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turtwife was not amused
"turtwig we did not buy the skeletons so they could have sex"
'dont you mean so they could ***boooone*** <:covfefe:440543908846632980>'
"I hate you so much right now"
kek
OUTSTANDING
deep down she thinks it's hilarious
Why does Whole Foods make their deli food taste like shit?
cus it's made of?
Wassup gamers
Rise up
again?
because we live in a society
I love your faggot ass lmao
Sargay
pretty sure there is some unwritten rule that wives are forbidden to laugh at dad jokes
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Explains a lot
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their disparaging looks and sighs
are actually secret laughter
:+1:
I whoops I married someone with a penis
deep down they are laughing
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Im sick of doomsday declarations. Did people in the 1890s have to deal with this shit? Or is this just a result of now having nothing better to do with our time.
Every 2 seconds some new thing is gonna blow up the world or enslave humanity
Like jeez really?
Dew it
Idk if he can by executive order but I wouldnt be opposed to it in theory.
Honestly I think the 14th is pretty cut and dry on the issue so idk how he could do so without an amendment
@AsianMessiah ONE STEP CLOSER TO SERVICE GUARANTEEING CITIZENSHIP
This says a lot about society
Which post.
Trump wants to end birthtright citizenship
Mostly to get rid of anchor babies and shit
And?