Message from @turtwig

Discord ID: 507258302506467339


2018-10-31 17:14:25 UTC  
2018-10-31 17:36:50 UTC  

Well that's some Ghost in the Shell type shit lol

2018-10-31 17:37:48 UTC  

control people? like how exactly?

2018-10-31 17:37:52 UTC  

lel

2018-10-31 17:38:05 UTC  

Shock their brain if they donโ€™t obey commands?

2018-10-31 17:39:23 UTC  

lol idk, I stopped listening to scientists chiming in on social issues a while back

2018-10-31 17:59:07 UTC  

I'm looking for a "Fire up the Rotors!" hat.

Anyone got a lead?

2018-10-31 18:00:02 UTC  

๐Ÿš

2018-10-31 18:03:41 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/507253344473972747/20181031_180241.jpg

2018-10-31 18:03:49 UTC  

juan no

2018-10-31 18:04:08 UTC  

he's ***boning*** her

2018-10-31 18:04:10 UTC  

Looks like he's really *b o n i n g* her

2018-10-31 18:04:15 UTC  

I'll see myself out

2018-10-31 18:04:15 UTC  

fuck you

2018-10-31 18:05:16 UTC  

haha yes

I'll forgive Turt this time cus Dad jokes are all about low hanging fruit

Fireweaver, looks like you will have to get over your fear of thots

2018-10-31 18:22:33 UTC  

turtwife was not amused

2018-10-31 18:23:23 UTC  

"turtwig we did not buy the skeletons so they could have sex"
'dont you mean so they could ***boooone*** <:covfefe:440543908846632980>'
"I hate you so much right now"

deep down she thinks it's hilarious

2018-10-31 18:24:25 UTC  

Why does Whole Foods make their deli food taste like shit?

cus it's made of?

2018-10-31 18:24:40 UTC  

Wassup gamers

2018-10-31 18:24:43 UTC  

Rise up

2018-10-31 18:24:51 UTC  

because we live in a society

2018-10-31 18:25:13 UTC  

I love your faggot ass lmao

2018-10-31 18:26:34 UTC  

Sargay

2018-10-31 18:27:24 UTC  

pretty sure there is some unwritten rule that wives are forbidden to laugh at dad jokes

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2018-10-31 18:30:36 UTC  

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2018-10-31 18:30:37 UTC  

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2018-10-31 18:30:37 UTC  

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2018-10-31 18:30:37 UTC  

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2018-10-31 18:30:38 UTC  

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2018-10-31 18:30:45 UTC  

their disparaging looks and sighs