Just use a dead dog

I'm way too drunk to not savage turtwife

@turtwig OI YOU GOT A LIOSNECE FOR DRUNK SEX

@turtwig Yo you wanna play a bit of kick about?

I'll go in goal

get your own broad lad

@galesteppes yes

@galesteppes

People think it don't be like that, but it do

as Beyonce says

Shut up

if you put a ring on it it's fair game

and she absolutely wanted it

https://youtu.be/HBDNbpWSUx8

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrB4ICkWoAEqj4i.jpg

lmao

Today's headline

genius

amazing

Didn't know Raz0rfist was visiting New York

Wedding ring is licence for drunk sex

🤦🏿

Now I see where I was going wrong

The news cycle today is already off to a shit start

So much spin

Hold on to your butt

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/143187271145750528/508259462872825886/gvblid9183w11.png

You should be telling the girlies that

<:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

thats 3 days now?

Oh no, that 3 tonne feminist isn't going to have sex. Whatever shall we do

Have a wank? 🤔

Do not

YOUVE BEEN GNOMED

Holy shit

Why are you memeing this now?

**smokinjoe#7339** was cleansed from the server.

It's weeks old

We only like fresh memes

Have we had anymore zaddy arguments