Message from @turtwig

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2018-11-03 17:27:00 UTC  

Not a superlative

2018-11-03 17:27:06 UTC  

<:GWfroggyZoomeyes:400751131115913217>

2018-11-03 17:27:12 UTC  

<:thronk:441701565607444482>

2018-11-03 17:27:17 UTC  

well okay

2018-11-03 17:27:46 UTC  

put it back in your pants and mainten no nut November @MountainMan

2018-11-03 17:27:52 UTC  

<:mad_lad:464461880786944000>

2018-11-03 17:27:53 UTC  

sir yes sir

2018-11-03 17:28:27 UTC  

you can nut vicariously through my exploits

2018-11-03 17:29:31 UTC  

Ez no nut loophole

2018-11-03 17:29:36 UTC  

Just use a dead dog

2018-11-03 17:29:40 UTC  

I'm way too drunk to not savage turtwife

2018-11-03 17:30:10 UTC  

@turtwig OI YOU GOT A LIOSNECE FOR DRUNK SEX

2018-11-03 17:31:43 UTC  

@turtwig Yo you wanna play a bit of kick about?

2018-11-03 17:31:48 UTC  

I'll go in goal

2018-11-03 17:32:13 UTC  

get your own broad lad

2018-11-03 17:32:17 UTC  
2018-11-03 17:33:11 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/508332833388101633/20181103_173240.jpg

2018-11-03 17:34:30 UTC  

People think it don't be like that, but it do

2018-11-03 17:35:26 UTC  

as Beyonce says

2018-11-03 17:35:35 UTC  

Shut up

2018-11-03 17:35:37 UTC  

if you put a ring on it it's fair game

2018-11-03 17:36:12 UTC  

and she absolutely wanted it

2018-11-03 17:41:24 UTC  

lmao

2018-11-03 17:41:36 UTC  

Today's headline

2018-11-03 17:41:39 UTC  

genius

2018-11-03 17:43:07 UTC  

amazing

2018-11-03 17:58:34 UTC  

Didn't know Raz0rfist was visiting New York

Wedding ring is licence for drunk sex

🀦🏿

Now I see where I was going wrong

2018-11-03 18:09:37 UTC  

The news cycle today is already off to a shit start

2018-11-03 18:09:45 UTC  

So much spin

Hold on to your butt

2018-11-03 18:16:58 UTC  

You should be telling the girlies that

2018-11-03 18:17:03 UTC  

<:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

2018-11-03 18:19:42 UTC  

thats 3 days now?

2018-11-03 18:26:52 UTC  

Oh no, that 3 tonne feminist isn't going to have sex. Whatever shall we do

Have a wank? πŸ€”