I'm less fat than Sargon 👌

So is a fucking goat

Hahaha

a "fucking goat" ? @MountainMan

Fucking in this context is a verb

Not a superlative

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well okay

put it back in your pants and mainten no nut November @MountainMan

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sir yes sir

you can nut vicariously through my exploits

Ez no nut loophole

Just use a dead dog

I'm way too drunk to not savage turtwife

@turtwig OI YOU GOT A LIOSNECE FOR DRUNK SEX

@turtwig Yo you wanna play a bit of kick about?

I'll go in goal

get your own broad lad

@galesteppes yes

@galesteppes

People think it don't be like that, but it do

as Beyonce says

Shut up

if you put a ring on it it's fair game

and she absolutely wanted it

https://youtu.be/HBDNbpWSUx8

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrB4ICkWoAEqj4i.jpg

lmao

Today's headline

genius

amazing

Didn't know Raz0rfist was visiting New York

Wedding ring is licence for drunk sex

🤦🏿

Now I see where I was going wrong

The news cycle today is already off to a shit start

So much spin

Hold on to your butt

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/143187271145750528/508259462872825886/gvblid9183w11.png