Message from @turtwig

Discord ID: 508331327687491624


2018-11-03 17:22:53 UTC  

na I'm good

2018-11-03 17:23:16 UTC  

At least chow some chicken once in a while

2018-11-03 17:23:27 UTC  

It keeps the arm t h I c c

he had chicken earlier

2018-11-03 17:23:47 UTC  

my arm is plenty thicc

2018-11-03 17:23:57 UTC  

*Not with fat*

2018-11-03 17:24:08 UTC  

Gotta get dat lean muscle

2018-11-03 17:24:13 UTC  

lol

2018-11-03 17:24:37 UTC  

Do u even deontologically ethics bro?

2018-11-03 17:24:49 UTC  

I got dad bod and I am okay with this

2018-11-03 17:25:20 UTC  

Well as long as the wife's happy

2018-11-03 17:25:24 UTC  

The life's happy

2018-11-03 17:25:33 UTC  

*Boomer quotes - 2018*

2018-11-03 17:25:35 UTC  

I'm less fat than Sargon πŸ‘Œ

2018-11-03 17:25:50 UTC  

So is a fucking goat

2018-11-03 17:26:17 UTC  

Hahaha

2018-11-03 17:26:25 UTC  

a "fucking goat" ? @MountainMan

2018-11-03 17:26:51 UTC  

Fucking in this context is a verb

2018-11-03 17:27:00 UTC  

Not a superlative

2018-11-03 17:27:06 UTC  

<:GWfroggyZoomeyes:400751131115913217>

2018-11-03 17:27:12 UTC  

<:thronk:441701565607444482>

2018-11-03 17:27:17 UTC  

well okay

2018-11-03 17:27:46 UTC  

put it back in your pants and mainten no nut November @MountainMan

2018-11-03 17:27:52 UTC  

<:mad_lad:464461880786944000>

2018-11-03 17:27:53 UTC  

sir yes sir

2018-11-03 17:28:27 UTC  

you can nut vicariously through my exploits

2018-11-03 17:29:31 UTC  

Ez no nut loophole

2018-11-03 17:29:36 UTC  

Just use a dead dog

2018-11-03 17:29:40 UTC  

I'm way too drunk to not savage turtwife

2018-11-03 17:30:10 UTC  

@turtwig OI YOU GOT A LIOSNECE FOR DRUNK SEX

2018-11-03 17:31:43 UTC  

@turtwig Yo you wanna play a bit of kick about?

2018-11-03 17:31:48 UTC  

I'll go in goal

2018-11-03 17:32:13 UTC  

get your own broad lad

2018-11-03 17:32:17 UTC  
2018-11-03 17:33:11 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/508332833388101633/20181103_173240.jpg

2018-11-03 17:34:30 UTC  

People think it don't be like that, but it do

2018-11-03 17:35:26 UTC  

as Beyonce says

2018-11-03 17:35:35 UTC  

Shut up

2018-11-03 17:35:37 UTC  

if you put a ring on it it's fair game

2018-11-03 17:36:12 UTC  

and she absolutely wanted it