Message from @Veritas Prognostician

Discord ID: 533011717454561312


2019-01-10 19:31:44 UTC  

How many turtwigs does it take to acrww in a lightbulb

2019-01-10 19:32:12 UTC  

how many emilias does it take to spell screw correctly

2019-01-10 19:33:43 UTC  

A few?

2019-01-10 19:35:40 UTC  

i have an annoying light fixture too
it's like 5 pounds, and is held onto a bolt with a small plastic screw
so you have to hold the thing above your head while you try and get this stupid screw on
the screw never goes on right, so it's like half on, and the thing is leaning to one side

2019-01-10 19:35:55 UTC  

probably gonna bash me in the head one day lol

2019-01-10 19:39:26 UTC  

this has one central ball and then two spindly arms with 3 balls each

2019-01-10 19:39:42 UTC  

and the whole thing shakes while you try to screw the balls into place

2019-01-10 19:49:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/533009437720576010/light.png

2019-01-10 19:49:33 UTC  

this what i have

2019-01-10 19:49:48 UTC  

that thing is heavy

2019-01-10 19:51:23 UTC  

yeah we really need more single moms @Broo TulsiGang 2024 πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

Only if I'm the sperm donor

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2019-01-10 19:54:18 UTC  

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2019-01-10 19:54:43 UTC  

oh that's weird

Birdnest Stadium

2019-01-10 19:57:27 UTC  

it's like an optical illusion, i cant make sense of it lol

2019-01-10 19:58:16 UTC  

Why is Feinstein the fucking worst?

2019-01-10 20:01:36 UTC  

they want your guns so if ever you wants to resist the government when they get total power you cant defend yourself

2019-01-10 20:04:40 UTC  

I’m glad I got my parts kit from Palmetto when I did.

2019-01-10 20:05:07 UTC  

Because shit’s gonna bump up in price now.

2019-01-10 20:11:54 UTC  

fucking reddit

2019-01-10 20:14:51 UTC  

Nibbas complaining about light fixtures

2019-01-10 20:16:33 UTC  

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2019-01-10 20:16:41 UTC  

just boomer things

2019-01-10 20:18:28 UTC  

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2019-01-10 20:18:31 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/533016816172138506/IMG_20180502_173303087.jpg

2019-01-10 20:18:41 UTC  

PP nose

2019-01-10 20:18:56 UTC  

Hopefully Future Doggo

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/533016919368925184/Best_Doggo.png

2019-01-10 20:19:13 UTC  

cute

2019-01-10 20:21:04 UTC  

Daww

2019-01-10 20:21:54 UTC  

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2019-01-10 20:24:31 UTC  

**Osbornia#5742** was cleansed from the server.

If Michele requires a sperm donor I'm not sure who to blame. Men or Women

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