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so that's why they have such strict gun laws

they're fucking nuts

How do you think we win wars. We play this game every Friday night 🤷🏿

I can think of a war you didn't win

https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2019/03/07/4ce32494f44dfbba.mp4

I think it's abit different if you have to sail across the atlantic before having a fight

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hometime

I can think of quite a few wars Britain has lost

But that was long ago

I think it's unfair that birds can fly but flies can't bird.

@Undead Mockingbird actually they can

https://www.oxfordlearnersdictionaries.com/definition/english/bird_2

we have the technology

Atherstone Ball Game - a tradition from the Middle Ages

Hey guys, do you like my knife?

brb calling the police

oh no now I am getting arrested

for not having a snitch license

https://twitter.com/CountDankulaTV/status/1103732973218738178

**January#2831** was cleansed from the server.

how to stop indulging in degeneracy

post sites where you go so we can tell

The cat is in the bag

Throw the bag from the stairs she how far it goes

that bag full of cat could be used as a weapon

@Rölli I know why im a degenerate. I just need a guideline in how to remember myself to stop doing itr

Stop doing what you hate. Stop hating what you do. Think what you're lacking that makes you do it.

Oh boy, just had one of those phishing ads pop up telling me I've won an iPhone XS in a YouTube giveaway

wait are you giving actual advice

@Kyoraki lucky

The funny thing though is that the ad came up on The Guardian

I know they're struggling financially but...

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Funniest thing today

Talking to this dude I’d like to be friends with, right? He’s black, so he tells me out of nowhere “I don’t fuck with whites”

Just fucking ALRIGHT THEN

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