no plz

don't invite the spasmic swedes

I have a feeling that they are not going to use that audience score in future promotion material

1 in 3 viewers of Captain Marvel are Feminist. those are rookie numbers. Spread Feminism!

audience score will be the next thing to go

Tomatometer more like Potatometer

**Bun#2294** was cleansed from the server.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1Tqa8_jEbM

major oof

8/oof

The only male counterpart to Mary Sue is Jesus.

And even he died on the cross.

Let's face it: male or female, a character with no arc is boring.

My Little Pony has more character development than this Captain Marvel.

https://tenor.com/wbvg.gif

MLP do get the incels watching at least

Aye.

Just don't touch the figurines. They tend to be sticky from man juice.

https://youtu.be/DtpWAj4CXwM

remember if you absolute have to touch them use acid-resistant gloves

this is top kek

Well, you know what that means . . .

Another slew of opinion pieces from the likes of the Guardian about what scum men are.

You dared to dislike our Mary Sue movie?

TO THE GULAG CIS SCUM!

well and then some hard E begging so they can still keep the light on

enough idiots will pay

You can't get this bad even if you tried.

Even The Rocky Horror Picture Show was good in how bad it was.

https://tenor.com/sI72.gif

^ every SJW movie

BRB. My wife's boyfriend is here.

He doesn't like me being on the computer when he's here.

Sharing a wife damn

Sharing a wife is progressive you bigot

lol my mother in law

continues to be the most selfish person I have ever met

https://twitter.com/SUEHULK/status/1103753619764072448

so mother in law is going to London for the weekend to see shakin stevens or whatever

brother in law has football practice after school, won't be finished until 5

but she doesn't want to set off after its dark so she gave him a door key and told him to get a lift home