Message from @turtwig

Discord ID: 553617702850265088


2019-03-08 16:11:10 UTC  

Just don't touch the figurines. They tend to be sticky from man juice.

2019-03-08 16:13:22 UTC  

remember if you absolute have to touch them use acid-resistant gloves

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/553611226576584714/201610091351255735848.jpg

2019-03-08 16:14:05 UTC  

this is top kek

2019-03-08 16:14:36 UTC  

Well, you know what that means . . .

2019-03-08 16:15:01 UTC  

Another slew of opinion pieces from the likes of the Guardian about what scum men are.

2019-03-08 16:15:30 UTC  

You dared to dislike our Mary Sue movie?

TO THE GULAG CIS SCUM!

2019-03-08 16:15:30 UTC  

well and then some hard E begging so they can still keep the light on

2019-03-08 16:16:09 UTC  

enough idiots will pay

2019-03-08 16:16:36 UTC  

You can't get this bad even if you tried.

2019-03-08 16:16:51 UTC  

Even The Rocky Horror Picture Show was good in how bad it was.

2019-03-08 16:17:21 UTC  

^ every SJW movie

2019-03-08 16:18:06 UTC  

BRB. My wife's boyfriend is here.

2019-03-08 16:18:15 UTC  

He doesn't like me being on the computer when he's here.

2019-03-08 16:24:09 UTC  

Sharing a wife damn

2019-03-08 16:25:21 UTC  

Sharing a wife is progressive you bigot

2019-03-08 16:36:02 UTC  

lol my mother in law

2019-03-08 16:36:05 UTC  

continues to be the most selfish person I have ever met

2019-03-08 16:39:06 UTC  

so mother in law is going to London for the weekend to see shakin stevens or whatever

2019-03-08 16:39:38 UTC  

brother in law has football practice after school, won't be finished until 5

2019-03-08 16:40:03 UTC  

but she doesn't want to set off after its dark so she gave him a door key and told him to get a lift home

2019-03-08 16:40:07 UTC  

he's 10

2019-03-08 16:40:29 UTC  

father in law won't be back until 7

2019-03-08 16:42:19 UTC  

she couldn't wait an extra half an hour to pick up her own son and make sure he's safely home

2019-03-08 16:45:40 UTC  

mom of the year candidate there

2019-03-08 16:48:02 UTC  

Yes, but she can rest assured that he will be well protected against hate Tweets on the way home.

2019-03-08 16:48:32 UTC  

Knife wounds hurt for a week, but hate Tweets scar your soul.

he's 10, it'll put some hairs on his chest

2019-03-08 16:53:43 UTC  

Oh, so he isn't even on puberty blockers, yet?

2019-03-08 16:54:18 UTC  

That's child abuse.

2019-03-08 16:54:28 UTC  

He might grow up to be a man if no one intervenes.

2019-03-08 16:54:44 UTC  

Someone should call CPS.

He's probably inviting all the girls at the local college over for a party

2019-03-08 17:04:27 UTC  

even worse he is a secret nerd that invites his nerd squad for a all night playing dungeon and dragon and Warhammer, and then he becomes a gamergator

2019-03-08 17:05:53 UTC  

All the college girls?

2019-03-08 17:06:00 UTC  

I wonder how many years he is going to get.

2019-03-08 17:06:25 UTC  

It's basically rape just to talk to a girl.

Not even a 10yo boy wants to invite over 10 yo girls