Keyword: stinky, poop, uhoh

UH OH STINKY
A work by William Shakespeare.

ACT I. Scene I.
The zoo. An orangutan enclosure.

Enter LE MONKE, a corpulent ape.

LE MONKE
Oh bother, a foul smell!
Fecal matter!
Ha-ha-ha, hilarious, defecate material.

The ape laughs continuously. It screeches vociferously.

LE MONKE
Hooray for excrement! Congenial fecal matter! Defecation is jocular, ha-ha!
Fecal matter pertains to my satisfaction, ho-ho.

The maniacal creature continues to shriek vehemently in a nonsensical fashion.

LE MONKE
Oh bother-- I believe, perchance, I may have created indurated excrement originating from my posterior.

The wretched creation begins to chortle ominously.

LE MONKE
Fecal matter in my trousers... without undergarments! This is exhilarating.
By the nine divines, my undergarments are stained with excrement. Ho-ho-ho.
We yearn for fecal matter! We yearn for fecal matter!

Fecal matter.

Exeunt omnes.
THE END.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoB_gjuZgf8

https://twitter.com/OrwellNGoode/status/1187087031798771713

@esotericpazuzuism the glove stands for what exactly?

@Tepes they have hand problem because of typing at work

fat women with carpal tunnel syndrome

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totally pointless to compare such a freakish bodytype's performance at this physical task to a normal person's performance

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/293770765621264384/636772589930545152/0pnulthn2du31.png

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Nah, all bodies have variation. We want to know who is best at lifting the thing, no matter their shape. @Deleted User

but you're not finding out who is best at lifting the thing to a set height, in that competition you're testing people if they can lift the thing a totally variable subjective height, relative to their body shape

if it were an objective height they lift it, sure

but what they're doing is totally pointless

.....

Is that real?

yes

"Don't be such a racist incel. The ad is CLEARLY and ONLY referencing the extinction of dinosaurs! Why do incels see race in everything smh"

@Alien Strasserist mocking whites is free advertising because we share it.

I already ordered five pairs

Based

@Alien Strasserist we're not buying, just transmitting. The lefties in here will see it and buy it.

@DeletedUser the dates don't make sense

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531274440466759711/636836412234137600/image0-59.jpg

@DeletedUser Have you seen that gag clip of Salads pissing in that YouTube creator conference urinal?
He's like a fucking horse.