The mexicans which are abundant all get fuckloads of layers on every winter and somehow wear hoodies in the summer

Even if 8 other people call in, they cannot stop me from calling in too

And if I simply say "I don't feel good", I can go home if I'm already at work

And since we're unionized, I'm damn near impossible to fire

tfw feel cold at 25 C

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are you sick, fren?

I should get out of bed. Hungry, too.

Believe it or not, when left to my own devices, I actually under-eat. Yesterday I Had a bowl of ramen and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and that's it

that must've been a big bowl

Just a standard Maruchan packet, lol

how the fuck

even a boneman like me couldnt do it

today i've had an omelet + salad, a baked potato, and a small bag of doritos

hmmm

I always find that lanklets eat incredible amounts of food and never gain weight

Even if they're just as lazy as me

I'm not trying to say "muh genetics" because there are definitely times when I DO overeat, but genetics are definitely a factor

t. Lanklet

lanklets unite

I eat like a fucking tank and don't actually gain weight

I have a chubby friend and I always overeat him

I have a coworker, Jimmy, who eats nothing but candy and burgers and he's like 120 lbs

Jelly

but I also have a friend who lifts and does wrestling and he eats like meX3

If I matched his intake, I would balloon out even further

I-it's not fair

mail me some of your fat matty

I don't eat super healthy and I eat a fuckton of pure garbage (candy, sugary foods)

Still the same weight

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@Julian I'm actually not all that interested in losing a ton of weight. I think I'd look strange

Can you imagine hands this big on a person who ISN'T fat? <:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

Also, where is @NiceBear . He hasn't said anything in like 2 days or so

they wouldn't be as big if you got rid of ur sausage fingers

Can you imagine Matt not being fat?

No

Even super computers cannot do that

>two days

What