I'm not trying to say "muh genetics" because there are definitely times when I DO overeat, but genetics are definitely a factor

t. Lanklet

lanklets unite

I eat like a fucking tank and don't actually gain weight

I have a chubby friend and I always overeat him

I have a coworker, Jimmy, who eats nothing but candy and burgers and he's like 120 lbs

Jelly

but I also have a friend who lifts and does wrestling and he eats like meX3

If I matched his intake, I would balloon out even further

I-it's not fair

mail me some of your fat matty

I don't eat super healthy and I eat a fuckton of pure garbage (candy, sugary foods)

Still the same weight

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@Julian I'm actually not all that interested in losing a ton of weight. I think I'd look strange

Can you imagine hands this big on a person who ISN'T fat? <:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

Also, where is @NiceBear . He hasn't said anything in like 2 days or so

they wouldn't be as big if you got rid of ur sausage fingers

Can you imagine Matt not being fat?

No

Even super computers cannot do that

>two days

What

Maybe stop sleeping so much

Hell no

Sleep is comfy

I have big hands but I am lanklet

How big

I just have really long fingers

Idk how do I measure em

with a ruler

dumbo

measure your index finger

Standard notebook paper

Take a picture, trace it out

Don't do any of that if you don't enjoy knowing that a fat 'murikan will fap to your hands

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||(Probably a handlet, too)||

Hand tracings are like hentai to me 😂

19cm base to tip

I can't take a photo or whatever rn