Message from @Matthew

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2019-02-03 20:07:18 UTC  

Tōge is also nice

2019-02-03 20:07:27 UTC  

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2019-02-03 20:08:03 UTC  

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2019-02-03 20:08:21 UTC  

The only true type of race

2019-02-03 20:10:36 UTC  

almost feels sped up

2019-02-03 20:10:52 UTC  

Has @Matthew ever even seen a filipino in minnesota <:blobthinkingeyes:427568214579609601>

2019-02-03 20:11:17 UTC  

Absofuckinglutly

2019-02-03 20:11:25 UTC  

I work with like 6 of them

2019-02-03 20:11:30 UTC  

I thought all the brownos hated cold

2019-02-03 20:11:55 UTC  

They never call in, they don't complain, and they work very hard

2019-02-03 20:12:04 UTC  

Nothing but respect for them

2019-02-03 20:12:11 UTC  

have fun getting sick because of their work ethic

2019-02-03 20:12:45 UTC  

How will their work ethic make me sick? 🤔

2019-02-03 20:12:51 UTC  

flips are based

2019-02-03 20:13:01 UTC  

^^

2019-02-03 20:13:15 UTC  

Idk if ive ever known any here in kansASS

2019-02-03 20:13:16 UTC  

I think he meant that you will have trouble getting sick days because they never call in sick days

2019-02-03 20:13:45 UTC  

I'm a government employee, chump. I can call in whenever I want

2019-02-03 20:13:49 UTC  

The mexicans which are abundant all get fuckloads of layers on every winter and somehow wear hoodies in the summer

2019-02-03 20:14:15 UTC  

Even if 8 other people call in, they cannot stop me from calling in too

2019-02-03 20:14:46 UTC  

And if I simply say "I don't feel good", I can go home if I'm already at work

2019-02-03 20:15:01 UTC  

And since we're unionized, I'm damn near impossible to fire

2019-02-03 20:15:02 UTC  

tfw feel cold at 25 C

2019-02-03 20:15:04 UTC  

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2019-02-03 20:15:06 UTC  

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2019-02-03 20:15:45 UTC  

are you sick, fren?

2019-02-03 20:17:05 UTC  

I should get out of bed. Hungry, too.

2019-02-03 20:17:58 UTC  

Believe it or not, when left to my own devices, I actually under-eat. Yesterday I Had a bowl of ramen and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and that's it

2019-02-03 20:18:17 UTC  

that must've been a big bowl

2019-02-03 20:18:35 UTC  

Just a standard Maruchan packet, lol

2019-02-03 20:19:02 UTC  

how the fuck

2019-02-03 20:19:13 UTC  

even a boneman like me couldnt do it

2019-02-03 20:19:45 UTC  

today i've had an omelet + salad, a baked potato, and a small bag of doritos

2019-02-03 20:19:46 UTC  

hmmm

2019-02-03 20:19:46 UTC  

I always find that lanklets eat incredible amounts of food and never gain weight

2019-02-03 20:20:02 UTC  

Even if they're just as lazy as me

2019-02-03 20:20:42 UTC  

I'm not trying to say "muh genetics" because there are definitely times when I DO overeat, but genetics are definitely a factor

2019-02-03 20:21:00 UTC  

t. Lanklet

2019-02-03 20:21:07 UTC  

lanklets unite

2019-02-03 20:21:13 UTC  

I eat like a fucking tank and don't actually gain weight